Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.
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Gross explanation by medical student:
Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.
I always fancied myself a "Clam Chowder"
How long do you have to be monogamous for it to qualify? What if you don't fuck anyone else that week?
Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug...
Serial monogamy and prostitution are the only choices. Everyone knows that. Even JLo.
Wait, if you dry hump people you can get free cake?! I know how I'm spending my weekend!
As someone who has both worked in a plastic surgeon's office and knows the most basic tells of photoshop, I call bullshit on every single one of those claims, but also:
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I was struck by that too. Men started yelling at me on the street when I was ten. I was tallish, and I developed early, but I see pictures of myself at that age and I was pretty clearly a goddamn child. And yet.
Rosa rubiginosa otherwise known as the Sweet Briar or Briar rose. 8ft by 8ft at full size, smells like apples, and is considered horribly invasive in the southern hemisphere. Please note that if you later want the plant gone you will need to use a combination of extensive digging, poison and fire.
"What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Patience. And silence."
We have warnings all over the city right now about some vile weed that causes skin burns. It has pretty yellow flowers and would look just lovely under a bedroom window. If I find any, do you want me to mail it to you?
Thorn bushes like the kind used by Maleficent to keep out the king's men, should be required by federal mandate for all ground level city apartments. Imho
That's okay Jezebel: I didn't like sleeping anyway.
DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.