HE MAKES THAT MUCH FOR BABYSITTING?!

So you mean that "molest" has the same meaning that "molestar" even though today when you say that someone was "molested" it means that a person suffered sexual abuse?
Or that "molestar" it´s the same as "molest" in Spanish in the sense that denotes an abuse?
Spanish it´s my first language and I can assure you…

Yeah, but "pervert" translates as "pervertido " in Spanish, it would be strange if he really didn't realize what he was saying, I mean, I can get the terrible problem most people have with "molest" and "molestar" but in this case I think what's really showing is a big set of prejudices and not some sort of difficulty…

Border collies are awesome if you have sheeps, if not you must really now what you're getting into. Having said that I'm taking care of a mixed border collie puppy that I knew was going to get me a lot of trouble, among other things he has already chewed some very important cables. But in my defense, I've found him…

I want a movie about Shredder, something like a prequel and watching him rise among the ranks of the Foot clan. Oh yes, and a restraining order so Michael Bay won´t get anywhere near the set.

I´ve just lost a ton of sanity thanks to this gif. But...

At a local news channel, someone decided that it would be a good idea to go to an aquarium and interview an expert about these fishes (palometas are called here) how they are related to piranhas and how it´s their behavior.
And then the anchorman went and put HIS WHOLE HAND into the tank where the fish was. But…

I got a sort of hanger thingy to put your apron, or somenthing like that from my in-laws. What did I get them? A really lovely pashmina for her and the Skyfall DVD for him. To be honest, I don't care if I get a expensive gift or not, I just like when people take the time to think about your tastes and clearly they…

I haven´t read any of these books and have no intention to do so, but I know the plots for what I´ve been told and when I tried to explain them to my boyfriend, he seemed very impressed and wanted to see if they were really all full of incest and rape.
He had already read My sweet Audrina and he´s now reading another…

I also could add "without second intentions". The guy has never EVER feel anything romantically towards me (I believe that´s why I kept talking to him for so long), he asked for my advice regarding things that have nothing to do with dating, and even though in certain situations he can be very polite and…

This actually happened to me:
Auto-denominated nice guy: Well I´m a nice guy, I don´t see why I can´t get a girlfriend. But let me tell you, thanks to *insert the name of two facebook games about models or sorority girls doing shopping* I´ve finally understood how women think.
Me: do you have any idea how hurtful and…

I told my boyfriend that if we ever get married, he should change his last name and have mine instead.

A leader? Granny Weatherwax would no approve that, certainly not.
Also, I´d like to add Tiffany Aching and Miss Tick.

I´m going to leave this here.

In Borges´ case it was a political reason.

I think he´s trying to justify his behavior with the old "my people/the cool kids/insertherewhateveryouwanthere are/have always been doing it".

But no, the correct sentence is actually "all the creepy sick bastards are doing it and I´m just going to pretend it´s normal and in the meantime I´m gonna throw some people…

Hey fellow fan of recalcitrant, high five!

My dad came from an Italian family, was born during the forties and even he changed my diapers (granted, the first time he was so sleepy and nervous he put it backwards, but still).

I really don´t know that´s why I´m asking,I´ve heard a lot about these precautions, but only once actually heard of a sacrifice being performed. The person that told me about it, belongs to an Afro-Brazilian religion, and you´re not supposed to sacrifice animals, but once a dog was found dead in a very creepy…