Black people are the most forgiving, most humble, kind and empathetic people going. Because if we truly wanted to start some shit, we could have a long time ago.

And now for the show itself. Skip ahead to about the 10:00 mark and wait for Drew to start yelling:

Mike Pence was probably like “What’s with the fucking vans outside my house? What did I fuck up this time?”

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

There’s that old saw about never seeing how sausage is made.

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I would absolutely love it if Trump has scheduled a bunch of random citizens with the same name as famous athletes. How great would it be to see them announce “Tim Tebow” and have some random scrawny kid from Arizona walk in?

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

They can still get Deadspin Award winner Curt Schilling to send them some dank memes if they have time to kill. Just a real nice powerpoint presentation of poorly thought out Nazi comparisons, racist “humor” and not funny “jokes.”

I love how many of them forget that King was arrested for peacefully protesting. More than once.

Racists fucking LOVE Dr. MLK Jr. because he’s dead and he isn’t there to correct them when they mischaracterize his work. They hate living activists who marched and worked with him, but who are still alive, because they are able to talk back. They also hate young activists who follow him (creating a hashtag, recording…

These guys would hate Dr. King if he were alive and active today. The only reason they can idealize him now is because he died so long ago.

A lot of MLK Jr.’s economic justice legacy has sort of been lost or ignored.

Does anyone remember when they were little, and the biggest offence wasn’t that another kid mercilessly tortured you and made your life hell, but that you would tattle on them for it? Tattling: the greatest sin. The problem doesn’t exist until you tattle, and then you’re the evil, uppity little shit for forcing the…

I read once that there was a year between the I Have a Dream speech and King’s death, and during that year he was working on economic justice. People seem to skip over that part.

Well, everyone knows the only thing Dr. King ever said was that one soundbite about the content of one’s character.

That is the fucking worst, isn’t it?

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

This guy’s argument sounds like this encounter I had on a playground as a kid. Other kid hits me in the shoulder. I hit him back in the shoulder. He hits me again, and then proclaims “Now we’re even!”