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He’s up to his ears in ass.

That Venn Diagram looks like someone drew a circle, then corrected it with a second circle, naturally creating a almost unnoticeable miss at the edges.

Thrush’s removal from the White House beat was a startling development for a reporter who was an undisputed heavy hitter, so recognizable that he was parodied on Saturday Night Live (as was his trademark fedora)

It is totally possible that both Bill Murray *and* Chevy Chase are assholes.

This gif mostly reminds me that it’s a crime that Jessica Walters doesn’t have an emmy for playing Lucille.

On how attitudes toward hearing vocal fry, upspeak and other youthful ways of talking are generational

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

I’ve seen it before, but it really made me tear up, this time.

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Uncle Phil was there when no one else was:

What is it with these middle aged white guys like Gavin McInnes where their brain breaks? Is this something I need to look out for? What are the warning signs?

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

Do you want a fool-proof way to carry sensitive electronics in your carry on and ensure that they don’t get stolen?

Fixed it for you.

Mitch is like a lot of people that got government help. He thinks he was different from all those other losers that got help. He is special and deserved it. See also Paul Ryan.

I look to my left, and I have cafes & bakeries in place of former 99 Cent stores & barber shops. I look to my right and know that my previous neighbor sold her brownstone for $1.4 million, and now all I have are fucking French tourists coming in weekly, when as a child, the neighbor at the time used to watch me play

...but I don’t know where to go because I insist on having a job before just packing up and leaving.