Where's a folding aluminum chair when you need one?

Porthole windows ftw.

Actually, I believe there's a tipping point where it costs less to build all the cars with the power windows than to have the assembly line build cars with both power and manual. More parts to keep on hand, different interior trim pieces, different tools and procedures during assembly, etc.

Although, he did lose all of that cocaine he had in the trunk.

Hands down.

Buying cars at wholesale auctions where mileage is recorded and THEN rolling them back. Amateur hour.

"I was praying that they wouldn't be dead. I just wanted to put the fire out, but when I saw they were alive, I was like 'SWEET!'"

"I don't feel it's heroic," he said. "Really what I feel is when I first got out of the truck, I was praying that they wouldn't be dead. I just wanted to put the fire out, but when I saw they were alive, I was like "SWEET!"

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

How weird that a guy was videotaping at that exact moment. Glad driver and passengers were okay.

But why would anyone trash perfectly good cars like that!?

I beg to differ. THIS was the most disappointing Cougar ever.

This Is Why You Never Take A Razor Blade To A Fully Inflated Tire:

Corner workers are the proverbial salt of the earth!

This sucks. I like Automobile because it was more style and culture based and had great articles and used car advice. It was...at the very least...different in the marketplace.

The '71 Vega. Perhaps the sole reason why Americans started buying Japanese cars in the first place.

"This is where two women named Thelma and Louise killed your mother."

"Hey look! An Eagle Talon with a spare!"

Sink Hole De Mayo.

I waited for the punchline so long, I felt like I was being held for... Ransom.