Your son is lucky. :-)

I got really lucky to have parents like that. My mom got remarried to my dad’s (former, for obvious reasons) best friend, and while I’m sure there were tensions, I don’t recall ever seeing them. My mom and dad shared weekly phone calls to discuss how I was doing, and my dad’s family shared numerous holidays with my…

Let’s face it, any woman who is an unwed mother should just paint a red ‘A’ over her heart and change her name to ‘Tamar.’ Right?

There are purses that are specifically made for concealed carry that have reinforced compartments designed for just your gun. Such a purse should be carried cross-body (like a messenger bag), and shouldn’t be put down or let out of your sight. I personally have no issues with someone carrying in a purse, so long as it…

I don’t think it’s dumb: I think it is going to make some Lizbeth-loving über fan with a limited income that doesn’t allow for extemporaneous body art very happy. While it would be nice if they would offer free ink and cash, free ink, cool professional photos, and a frickton of exposure for a potential or struggling…

I offered to host a woman’s Yoga class at an event at a local Orthodox synagogue about two years ago and was told that because Yoga has roots in paganism they would rather not invite that into the temple. I was flummoxed. What part of heavily westernized Yoga is pagan? Flummoxed, I tell you, flummoxed.

Maybe put it on...toast? Sugar chocolate toast? That sounds like it could be okay.

“I tell you what, crazy people: you leave my reputation and all the dirt I gave you alone, and I’ll do likewise. Deal? Deal.” Yup. I think he’d have a much easier time negotiating that departure than most others would.

That’s what I’d like to know!

But I’m still fucking Matt Damon, so we’re good. :-P

I about died laughing, because I totally agree!

Ugh. May we all line up to punch her in the face? I know that isn’t very yogini-like; sometimes I’m not a very good yogini.

So wait- because I apparently missed this part- she’s upset because she was offered the round-about, catch-up track instead of the direct track she was hoping for? As in, they told her, “So sorry, you’re not there quite yet, but we’re willing to help you get there” and still she thinks she was a victim of Affirmative…

Is it too late to change your last names together? That would make an awesome court petition: “we want his last name for our future daughter’s first name, so we’re going with my maiden name instead.” If I were a judge, I’d approve that laughing.

(re-posted from the comment left above) Create an entirely new last name by combining both your last names! For example: you’re ‘Keane’ and he’s ‘Milton’ (I’m pulling author names from my bookshelf). The combination choices are: Keamil; Milkae; keaton; Milane; etc. Write up a list of all possible combinations, chose…

Create an entirely new last name by combining both your last names! For example: you’re ‘Keane’ and he’s ‘Milton’ (I’m pulling author names from my bookshelf). The combination choices are: Keamil; Milkae; keaton; Milane; etc. Write up a list of all possible combinations, chose the one you like most, legally change…

And then it turns into adipose babies and wobbles away, right? :-P

On a more serious note, this reminds me of how I managed to give up an almost 2-pack/day smoking habit: deciding I had “quit” never worked because what would always happen was I’d go out with my friends, have a few drinks, maybe some fucking amazing sushi, and enjoy a cigarette with the drinks or after the sushi (this…

Bob Dole did that. Turned him into the laughing stock of DC. Of course, Bob Dole doesn’t care, because look at how far he got compared to most of the punks who try to take over Capitol Hill. Bob Dole clearly did it, and continues to do it, right. Bob Dole Bob Dole.

LMAO! Agreed.