There are only three that I can think of, though I know there have been more:

Therefore I solemnly swear that when I fire a shotgun from a pick-up truck at my wedding, the shotgun will be full of blanks. We'll get all the joyous sound and none of the harmful stray-bullet consequences.

A lot of those look like unfinished wood. So you pay $200 for a table made of unfinished wood that will warp in the humidity? Maybe it just looks unfinished?

I'm kind of in love with how adorably unpolished she is. I also really love her dress. Minus the brown hip pouch. That would work better with something more steampunk. :-P

For those of us who don't want to watch the entire lead-up to Lisa Bonnet, her introduction begins at about minute 13.

Personally, I am totally unrecognizable in a wig and have a collection of 'em. Maybe they should make wigs illegal, too.

Yay! Let's fat shame the people and lead them to heart attacks by forcing them to treadmill the entire flight when their bodies haven't been properly conditioned for it! Swell idea! In a really not all sort of way.

I wonder if it's too late for his victim(s) to sue him for financial compensation? Emotional trauma and the therapy bills that have no doubt followed should entitle them to something...

It's been a long time since I've been a smoker, so for those who still smoke/bum smokes: when I was a smoker, we had an unspoken creed if you will, stating that if it is someone's last smoke, you are a piece of shit if you accept it from them. Unless the person is your S.O. or a friend with whom you intend to share…

Are we sure the cat was enjoying the metal and not just too stoned to move? 'Cause the cat kinda looked too stoned to move, and not so much into the music. Also, this video was a lot less entertaining than I thought it would be. Where was the head bobbing? Where was the paw-pumping? There was a paw twitch, but that…

*shudder* Did she bleach her ears after that?

I'm having a difficult time seeing him as a jerk because she made a typo, she corrected it, then she made a sexually based joke about it, and he joked back. Had she simply corrected the typo and moved on, he may not have made the comment. I mean, he may have, but it would have been wholly unfounded as opposed to a…

I wonder if she paid the lion or if being on the cover and getting exposure was considered enough?

Did you notice that no where in there did she say, "I apologize to Sasha and Malia"? She said she shouldn't have spoken about them, but she never said she'd like to apologize to them. That rubs me the wrong way and leads me to doubt her sincerity.

I'm sending you all the love. My heart goes out to you that you had that horrible experience. I hope you've been able to find some semblance of healing along your journey, and that you continue to do so.

He was probably in shock as it was happening. Shock tends to override the "fight this/make it stop" instinct.

I'm a little in love with this woman right now.

But was she respectful living down the street or was she like my grandmother, who when my father and his wife were living nearby? She would walk into their house on a near-daily basis going, "I was just on my way to the store, and I noticed as I drove by that you were home, so I decided to stop in. Get me some coffee,…

And let's not even begin discussing body memory and how even if we don't feel psychologically effected by something our bodies might be holding on to that tension, anger, and grief for us.

Man, I was perversely excited about the possibility of him being single again until I read the part about alcoholism. How sad. I hope he's able to get the help and find the inner strength he'll need to walk that very long and arduous path to healing and sobriety.