LOL!

How was St A's doubly as wacky?

#4. Fredneck. :-P

I lived in Rockville on the border of Potomac. (Rockville services, Potomac zip code. My mom was weirdly thrilled about that.) Which private school did you go to? I'm guessing Bullis? I attended McLean, and I seem to recall Bullis kicked our butts in sports pretty regularly. Of course, McLean is a school geared…

Ha! I grew up in MoCo, so you'll get no argument from me there. :-P

You're not a MD native, are you? Because a MD native would never speak such sacrilege.

You know what's better on everything than ranch? Old Bay. Marylanders will understand. :-D ;-)

Why has that got to be written by a dude?

That actually seems appropriate to me. She and her partner stole something, they got caught, she swallowed the evidence, she gets to retrieve it. I mean, if I had a kid that stole something and then swallowed it, I would make the kid dig it out so that it could be cleaned, sterilized, and returned. It would be a…

And what does "bathing suit area" even mean? One piece? One piece that is backless? Bikini? Sports bikini which uses more of a tank top and high waisted trunk than the average bikini? Thong bikini with a tiny top that has a mere small triangle just to cover nipple? The questions that come up when a very literal (and…

Annnnd file that one in "When It's Your time, It's Your Time" as well as "Darwin Award Winners". Heart goes out to his family.

*chuckle* I doubt you'd actually be able to pay attention to what was happening on stage. :-P

It really depends on who the grand gesture is from. If it's from a person I like in the same way, then heck yeah I like 'em! If it's from someone that I was just being polite to, or that I like but very casually, I consider it over the top at best.

I think I'd be more inclined to use this on a submissive as an "I'm going to randomly make your dick dance in your pants while we're at the opera and if you blow your load before I give you permission, someone's going to in trouble." It would be fun; at last an in-public torture device for the men to wear on the same…

Not so! My mom told me that "chocolate when licked off someone else's body has no calories." My momma never lied (she only told stories!), so you can totally bring food into sex without concern for undue weight gain- just so long as that food is chocolate. ;-)

Squished, frozen, and saturated.

I think they're supposed to scrape that layer off and save it for morning? Or for after the post-meal nap maybe?

I don't agree, but I like the humor. Two thumbs up on choice of phrasing!

For $15 is everything in it from organic, grass-fed, pasture raised sources? Are there flecks of real silver and gold in them? Geez! When I want single-serving yummy ice-cream to-go, I go to the supermarket and find the little "to-go" cups from Ben & Jerry's. They may not be as loving to the cows as I'd ultimately…

Did you two remain friends?