Vision of Henrietta Lacks now dance in my head... I don't care if it is legal to use a sample of someone's blood without their permission so long as the identifying information is obscured. It smacks of violation.

Funny you should say that, he has an English accent... lol

I should send this article to the gross man who is literally old enough to be my father who while running his hand on my arm told me that he has a difficult time ejaculating unless the woman he's with is exciting. Apparently he finds me "very exciting." Ugh *shudder*. Though he might take the article sending as an…

I hope someone archives this and pulls it out when she's the one speeding through neighborhoods.

Reminds me of when one of my brothers spilled cooking oil on the kitchen floor so he got the brilliant idea of "if I light it on fire, it will burn the oil out and the fire will die once the accelerant is gone!" Thing he didn't take into account? The fact that the oil had spilled under the oven, too. *head/desk*…

I enjoy coloring books too. I'm soooooooo not a virgin! lol. Did you know there is a coloring book called "Unicorns Are Jerks"? It's awesome.

Tell you what: I'll make the ice cream. We'll sit next to each other and eat homemade ice cream while looking at the scaly tan. How does vanilla bean Goldschlager with carmel swirl sound?

"...the combination of of that dress pressing into their skin and the resulting tan lines would give the wearer the appearance of having scales."

"jerkoffs" in an article about sperm donation. Nice punnage there.

They could write up a "pre-conception contract" which clearly states that if the woman gets pregnant from the coitus, the man is off the hook for child support and waives his rights for visitation. I'm not sure how such contracts would stand up in a court, but in theory it can be done.

Thank you, and yes. It made me feel totally out of control. Then I'd show my dog a sock and tell him to "find mom's other sock" and he'd come padding over with a sock in his mouth. He made it possible to leave my house in more ways than one. :-)

I know momo didn't set out to learn anything, but maybe s/he will. If not, maybe somebody else will. Even one person learning something (especially if it is something that will help them) makes it worthwhile. :-) You're welcome!

It doesn't quite work that way- you need to be able to identify tasks the dog does to support you. Three examples are: when I was using a service dog for PTSD, he was trained to sit on my feet when I felt a panic attack coming on. He was trained to sit between me and other people to help maintain the physical distance…

The reason Lyla didn't get fired is because every other staff member was in the back cheering her on for saying what they wanted to say, but lacked the chutzpah. Good going, Lyla!

They both look pretty curvy to me!

I got that as well, especially by the bit, "If you can do it, hide." Not, "You should hide." but "If you can..."

Again, racism and transphobia are NOT a symptom of PTSD. The very notion of it being so is frankly, fucking insulting to those of us that have PTSD who still manage not to be racist, transphobic assholes. End story.

Having PTSD doesn't make a person a racist or transphobic.

Get fins and paddles! Fins for your feet, paddles for your hands. Practice your swimming strokes everyday and do some weight-bearing strength training, learning some more efficient breathing techniques wouldn't hurt, and you can totally fulfill your upriver swimming dreams! I believe in you!

I understand why it's offensive, and I hope she sues the sh*t out of them for use of her image without consent (since I assume they don't have consent to use her image for advertising purposes.) That said, why would either of the Clintons ever need to resort to a website to find their extra-marital paramour? I'm sure…