I had a guy follow me to my car once when I refused to give him my number. He gave me a head start, so by the time he found me I was already in with the doors locked, but he just stood there, in front of my car, starring at me. So I pulled out my phone and input 9-1-1 on the dial, and held that up for him to see,…

I do know that, I was merely pointing out another angle from which to see it.

Perhaps a reason why some people find this to be annoying or offensive is precisely because there are so many issues regarding women's health, equality, and autonomy around the world right now. With so many groups trying to take or keep these things away, it makes sense that there are women who get upset about having…

The John Hurt moment!

*chuckle* Thanks.

I love that phones are now set up to allow people to easily block callers. Remember when caller-ID hadn't yet been invented and the only way to avoid a person's call was to pre-screen with your answering machine?

I think it's just finally getting attention.

I can only suppose.

And then it gave options! If you'd like to hear a sad, badly written poem, press 1. If you'd like to hear a love song about heartbreak, please press 2...

People like people who are "fat as fuck" in real life more than they like creepers who use body weight as an insult. Jus' sayin'.

And then cross your fingers he doesn't insist on texting you while you're still in front of him. You know, just to make sure he didn't hear you incorrectly.

I have this really close friend, one of my best friends in fact, who is a beautiful, intelligent, well-read, well-spoken, kind, generous, well-mannered, good humored, surprisingly feminist man. Why aren't we dating? To start, he's a Middle Eastern Muslim who comes from a really religious family, and who is himself,…

Right? I don't even know what "NSA" means outside of the Agency. I may have just lost some street cred.

Oh! So we can add 'lacking class' to his list of attributes! Nice!

"I'm calling to apologize and to lie more to you!" Sounds like he really learned his lesson, huh?

Just like those ones.

I'm pretty sure "blatt" in Russian is the equivilant of "fuck" correct? So he'd be "Lannisterfuck". I actually kind of like that. He could be from the branch of the Lannisters no one ever talks about.

Dude still is seriously pretty, but in an elder sort of way. :-)

Your foster family sounds amazing. Have you continued to have a close relationship with them?

Never too old to have fun!