I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the vast majority of "stalking talk" is being made in jest. I sincerely doubt these ladies are busy being a PI to find out the details of the royal trip to throw themselves at the princes' feet. But not being that into royals or chasing after men who neither know nor care I'm…

Prefaced to say that I in no condone shoplifting. That said, I appreciate that they have a "no small businesses" condition. And if they don't want to get caught via their tumblrs, this is what fake accounts and TOR are for.

Amish are permitted to use modern conveniences if it is for business. It's possible the first of the Amish who flew over there went for business purposes. Or that they took a boat/ship.

I have neither liked nor respected Joan Rivers since she did that- what was the show with Donald Trump and the celebrities? Celebrity Apprentice, I think? Anyway, there was a moment in that show in which she turned to this woman named Annie, who is professional poker player, and who had totally bested Joan in…

And yet again I find myself grateful I got so insanely bored and annoyed with the show in like, the third season.

*sigh* Coach love moment. I miss the coach. I miss Tami more, but I also miss Coach.

True story: I was at the Frat Cave (the Bat Cave), a gothic nightclub in NYC in the late 90s, when this random dude approached me at the bar telling me, "I'm a necrophilic. Would you like to come home with me and play dead?"

And also a globe, a journal, an atom symbol (science!), roller skates... I guess the inclusion of things like lipstick and sunglasses would be more upsetting if this were the Ms website dedicated to hardcore feminist writing as opposed to predominately entertainment feminist writing.

She would be amazing.

Bacon Bread. It's a thing. It's delicious. Hence, bread is not always vegetarian, and that may not have been the dumbest question ever. (And if you don't want to make it yourself, I think I saw that the Whole Foods bakery sometimes carries it.)

Someone who came back from Afghanistan with PTSD and the inability to feel warmth, compassion, or love for himself? I'm guessing. It was the most painful text/break-up I have ever had. Even so, knowing what I know, I have a difficult time feeling anger towards him. The text was inexcusably unkind, but I do have some…

Very well maybe.

For more reasons than just that one.

And suddenly the text my ex-fiancée sent me saying he no longer feels "warmth, compassion, or love" for me seems downright kind. Fuckin' ay.

They need to be sent to the same training program that the Israeli airline El Al sends their people to. In order to even get to the El Al ticket counter to check your bags and pick up your boarding pass, you go through an interview process with agents specially trained in deception detection.

And every single time I have interacted with the police they have acted professionally, if not with kindness. Does the fact that our experiences with the police differ mean that you are wrong and I am right? Or that I am wrong and you are right? Or that her impressions are wrong? No. It just means that we have all had…

I don't really see that as an acceptable solution.

Probably because in the majority of divorces the women are the ones who stay in the home with the kids, while the man is the one staying in the one-bedroom. I think it's just a crafty way of vagina regulation.

But in fairness, what couldn't benefit from more cowbell?

Having at one point been engaged to an officer, and having a cousin who is married to an officer, I'm going to have to politely disagree with you on the point that the family didn't "earn" it. Military spouses and the children have to deal with a tremendous amount of stress that the civilian population doesn't. Being…