I about snorting my water reading this. Thank you!

My jaw did not drop at reading this, because I have heard it, too. Only from my grandmother. She told me this along with, "Don't let him see who you really are before you marry. Once you're married, you can let him see your Irish-Israeli temper and how much of a feminist you are- once you're married, he'll be stuck."

This video is so trippy. So so very trippy.

Thank goodness I was introduced to his friend after our first date- our first date which only went so far as the hug at the end of it. So no, never figured out if the testicle thing was a lie as well. I strongly suspect it was, since he told me, "I have an implant though. It feels 100% real and you can't really see…

LOL, wow. That fair takes the cake! I'm hoping for his sake he was 19 and still in HS because he got a really late start for some reason. How did you find out?

Probably. I mean, this was the late 80s, early 90s.

Pathological Lying Disorder.

I love that she made him call his mother. Way to go her!

I had a guy lie to me about his age once. He told me he was 18 (I was in my mid-20s). We started dating, and a few weeks in, he invited me to his birthday party. His 17th birthday party. Yeeeeeah. But he was in college! And not living with his parents! And thank goodness we hadn't had sex yet because EW! He told me,…

They really do- my mom had these friends L&G that had been married for YEARS, like well into the late teens. They had two kids, and then one day, seemingly out of the blue, G told L he was leaving her to go live with his (last I heard) now husband. L was floored. And really hurt. And wondering if she had somehow…

They guy who told me he lost his right testicle in the Army, and was now an independent contractor with the military doing...something? Turns out he was a stock clerk at Walmart. I found out from a friend of his (also a stock clerk). The guy told me, "MY FRIEND LIED!! I'm going to have him call you to tell you that!…

I am so with you on that! The other day my hair dresser asked me if I have any photos of my three mini-panthers. I whipped out my phone and open the ALBUM in it dedicated to them. *scoff* Do I have any photos? I think he kinda regretting asking. :-P

I'd guess, given that there was recently a cat hoarder carted away, that these are hoarder refugee cats who want to be adopted. Such cats would be used to being indoors, though likely not used to lots of free space or clean litter. Assuming the dog won't try to eat them and there are no allergy issues, I'd just go…

My heart goes out to you. People can be such nosey, judgmental prats sometimes. I wish for you improvement in health, and to be surrounded by people who see your strength and beauty.

Beat me to it. :-)

I know. The rest of it still amuses the crap outta me, obligatory apology post or no.

They do- they made a post about Halloween stuff being in. There was a comment about the pagan origins on it. ;-)

Have any of ya'll been to the Hobby Lobby FB page? OMFG. It's kinda hilarious. Not only are there numerous rather ticked patron posts, but every.single.one. of the company posts has for the most part, been utterly slammed with things like, "You know a great holiday for playing dress up? Purim!" (Ian Atlas)

The idealist in me would like to think this dude's intentions are good- to foster understanding and compassion- but that his execution is simply flawed. Really though, unless 95% of that 2k is going back into the community to pay for things like shelter upkeep and keeping the shelves of the food banks they are going…

No, not confused. Also not really giving a fuck.