None of which I am aware, thank goodness!

Fair enough. :-)

I think I'm a little in love with you. Be my typography spouse?

One of my exes, now retired JSOC, had his blood-type tattooed on his chest just in case he ended up unconscious in a military field hospital with no identification. Smart thinking, but not really a comfort to his partner as he was packing for that Hell-hole we referred to as "A-stan."

Some people are magnets for seriously bad luck.

Nice! How much do they cost? That would be so beneficial!

I was thinking the same thing, but I also know that when I had my own business, I had a separate cell phone for business dealings. It was more so that I could turn the work phone off during nighttime/fun-time hours. I had never considered that I might need a separate phone so as to not have random creepers message me.…

I kinda love men like you. Just last weekend, I boldface lied to a guy about having a boyfriend with whom I am monogamous. (I do not have a bf, and if I did, we would not be monogamous.) I did this because when I politely rejected his advances, he persisted and demanded a reason why. When he was told the bullcaca bf…

This is the sad fact that Google informed me of. :-(

No need for a TV nowdays. I have a computer and Netflix. :-P

I used to want a television. Flat screen. (This was when flat screen had just come out and was like "OMG Same picture from every angle!") Wouldn't you know it though, every.single.time I saved enough money to pay for one in cash, something awesome would come up. Like trips overseas complete with used bookstores.…

You know, I was almost about to comment on what a hottie the judge is, based on the main photo. Then I Google image searched him. Yeeeeah. He's about the same age as my grandpa. And he looks it. Total hottie on the inside, though! :-P

I would love to be able to see my "holiday rapists" RSVPs to events, though. I have no desire to see what he posts or comments, but it is a bit of a mind fuck when going to an event I know is being hosted by someone we both know and not being able to see if he is on the invite list (which I always assume he is),…

I'm with you! This last cycle, I was cramped up and crying for three straight days in bed thanks for friggin Aunt Flo from Hades. I can't tell you how frustrating it is to lose jobs or have to figure out how to explain to yet another (usually male) employer that for no apparent medical reason, my menses are truly…

How many points for a last name that is both made up (and has been legally changed) AND is the name of the person's favorite color? My last name's first 1/3 is a foreign word for "purple."

Okay, but what does "the Heartland" mean? That is the part I'm not getting. Is that a slang term for the mid-west?

And say more than, "Hey. What's up?" And also double check for grammar and spelling. *nod nod*

Honestly curious question: why is "the Heartland" such a turn-off for you?

I want that dress. Where does one find a dress like that for which I won't have to pay more than I make in five paychecks?

I still sometimes refer to my menses as "riding the crimson wave" because of Cher. And, "S/he's like a Monet..."