I swear that Keith Phipps' comment was not there when I posted! We linked to the same damn thing.

hello from page 5
Okay I had forgotten about this until now, but: The Microphones! Holy shit! The lead singer/guitarist of that band came across as the most arrogant, pretentious preening dipshit in the world - like, one of those people who have a logic worked out where they're just so damn sensitive that they're…

This is the first thing I thought of: http://tinyurl.com/8gly8

I saw this punk band called Heroes=Shit and they totally set some members of the audience on fire - in their case it was on purpose, I think. Yeah, just wanted to share.

I've heard that Mark Kozelek is a pretty notorious slut.

bee-yonk
I've heard that she's been using her Sasha alter-ego for a while now, almost as a dissociative identity - a way for her to perform without having a nervous freak-out. When she's not performing she's actually quite shy and reserved.

I've heard this style of movie-making referred to as the "set-'em-up, knock-'em-down" school of horror.

Extreme 2: Titti-O-Nography

"In Christianity, the name Beelzebub or Beelzebul may appear as an alternate name for Lucifer, the fallen angel or else may appear to refer to the name of a lesser devil. As with several religions, the names of any earlier foreign or "pagan" deities often became synonymous with the concept of an adversarial entity."

lavey the pedant
Dude, it's "Beelzebub," not "Beezlebub." I'll thank you not to disrespect Satan like that.

reba
Stuck at a red light outside an adult bookstore,
His son said, "Daddy, what are all those X's for?"
As the light turned green he changed the subject fast.
He started talkin' 'bout football as they drove right past.

to paraphrase
The other day I was fuckin' a cow, and my wife walked in on me and said "Rudy, you stop that or I'll tell everyone at church that you were fuckin' a cow," and I said "you do that and I'll tell them all which one of you had the best pussy."

i've also heard that burritos were invented in california - now they have them in mexico because of influence and migration from the u.s.

porn is an industry, and like any industry there is potential for exploitation. whether or not a porn site claims that their actresses are being "exploited," it's silly to think that exploitation doesn't happen in an industry that seems particularly well-suited to it. i guess what i'm saying is that porn is really a…

so many people would like to believe in a simple cure and an easily-identified cause for autistic-spectrum disorders, even though overwhelming evidence suggests that those conditions are genetic and incurable. the only "cure" for autistic-spectrum disorders would be for people to become more accepting of others who…

you better wise up, janet weiss
sleater-kinney, motherfuckers.

here's an anecdote I once heard about Stuyvesant:

Would you wanna be born here again? I wouldn't wanna be born here again.

"her husband, Guy Ritchie"
"Soon-to-be ex-husband" that is. Man, don't you people read the celebrity news on Windows Live? Anyway it's too bad this movie sucks (and I believe it does) because it sounds sort of interesting.

oh and i wanted that to be its own post, not a reply, which is why it has nothing to do with word wraps