In Soviet Russia, deuce drops you!

I vant to see zee toilets

That’s a super common thing in this part of Pennsylvania.

Mazda3 Hatch. Cheap to maintain and fuel efficient, plenty of space for gear

I blame Joe Biden for this.

Also…Did the tow truck chase after the car when it got away?

The disappointment is real

The people should file charges and get them arrested for attempted grand larceny and kidnapping. On top of that file a civil suite and make them pay through the nose. I 100% would. It would be the last scummy trick they tried to pull before losing everything and going to jail.

Tow driver should be cited and company should lose license/permit to operate. This could have easily escalated into something dangerous! 

Yup. That is always a

Seller sounds like a dick. ND on that alone.

“Immaculate Ejection”

Neuralink, duh!

I get the sense that Tesla’s engineer don’t really consider themselves in the car business but in the technology business?

The engineers pointed out the problem to management once.

Saved by the Panel Gap!

Imagine being such a Tesla/Elon fanboy that you’re willing to risk your OWN FINGERS to try to pwn the haters. That’s borderline Jonestown stuff right there.

So? With safe and reliable Full Self Driving, who needs fingers?

Once they get a taste for carrot they cannot be stopped. 

You’re blaming the design of Tesla Cybertruck?!? What about blaming the poor design of fingers that allows them to be chopped off as easily as carrots?