I used to be concerned about the mismanagement of people’s finances, but then I came appreciate that the entire economy is built on massive, massive errors in judgement and that without those errors continuing, the economy as we know it would implode. Now I just spend less than I earn and whistle while I work.

Shame on every person involved with this transaction. 

Not going to lie, bad deal or not.. I would be pissed the hell off if I found out some mechanic went through my car and decided to start posting my business online like that. 

She a-howlin’ about the front rent, she’ll be lucky to get any back rent.
She ain’t gonna get none of it.

The CVR is chilling.

Right? “As long as we have time to make an emergency landing, this airframe is good to go”. Jesus.

Its really expensive to salvage a downed plane from the ocean.

Yes, that Air Disasters ep was terrifying for what those pilots and everyone else onboard went through.

Except it has happened before. There are procedures to check airframes when a pressurization alert triggers. The problem is, you need to take the airframe out of service. And that means costs.

Dear (not) Alaska Airlines, “pressurization alert twice doesn’t trigger a response, only three times” doesn’t mean everything is fine. It means YOUR PROCEDURES ARE CRAP.

Have you seen the Air Disasters ep that goes over Alaska Airlines Flight 261?

>and often spoke about how electric vehicles were good for the planet.

How did they know we could not cause havoc with 3.4oz of liquid. It requires 3.5 oz of liquid for devastation!

“It would best be suited for someone with mechanical knowledge and skill to tend to its unique performance and needs.”

This is chaos I love it. It is not a goodbye post, I felt compelled to write an ode to driving!

All I could think about that one is how awkward it must have been for the two-ish hours they spent stuck together in that car at the bottom of the ravine, with minor injuries, and all of them knowing that he’d just tried to kill them and failed spectacularly.

Oh, ffs, stop it. Uber has been fair game for Jalopnik since time immemorial and this fuckery deserves to be called out. Unless, of course, you agree with the driver’s sentiment, in which case feel free to get fucked (only, you know, not).

Fuck your beliefs. Do your fucking job.

Yes, the driver should absolutely be fired. But then the MAGA degen will become an overnight right wing media darling. Come to think about it, that’s going to happen anyway, so fire their sorry ass.

That guy is an asshole of the highest order and should get booted from the app as a driver.