“Maximilian!”

Make them as thin as you want. I’ll just keep getting fatter.

“Your cars will stay with us therefore they can’t be used in any more public nuisance or sideshows. Until the DA has adjudicated your case. Then, we will determine whether your car is a public nuisance and if it will be destroyed or not.”

Count me as old, but I just don’t see those little delivery robots as becoming a successful business. They are too easy to flip over just for fun. I don’t know how difficult it is to break into to steal the contents either. Like electric scooter rentals, a good idea on paper but not in practice.

1: Inexpensive
2: All-wheel-drive
3: T-tops. Did you mention t-tops? I’m pretty sure you mentioned t-tops.
Anyway, what you want is a Suzuki X-90:

I can’t believe you recommended an Altima, the default “I’m a terrible driver with a low credit score” vehicle. Just, no.

Whistlin Diesel ruins expensive stuff on the internet for clout. I thought that was Elon Musk’s domain?

Cheaper than yesterdays Subi up front, way more expensive (a short distance) down the road. Hard ND.

Actually live in Florida—the state being run into the ground by Mini-me American Hitler—I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than go live in that hell-hole.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

I got stuck in a cave in my late teens while spelunking. Crawling through a hole my ass couldn't get through. Fortunately, there was someone behind me that was able to pull me back to safety. Not a fun experience.

The idea of not being able to look behind me and see something coming up to attack my feet. It’s a no from me, dawg. 

Caves...(shudders)...you and me both. Just watching others (films, documentaries) go thru tight caves makes me uncomfortable. If it aint big enough for me to physically turn around in, I aint going.

SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!

This isn’t about statistics. This is about company culture.

It’s not just a door. It’s a pattern of carelessness and negligence on Boeing’s part. They’ve messed up almost every single program they’ve worked on in the past decade, from the 787 to the 737MAX, to the KC-46, and more.

Thanks, you’re definitely the first person in the world to address fear of flying with the driving risks analogy. How very original.

Nothing says “Duhmerica” like a desecrated US flag duct taped to a truck hood.