Maybe they got the blue fixed where it doesn't fade out in a few years too.

They need to bring back COTD.

Try that in a big town!

No, Oklahoma City probably 4 or 5 years ago. Really sucked because the me and the other guys in my department had to clean up all the debris that ended up on my works property. haha

I lived off campus in college. The pilot lights in the furnaces keep blowing out because the apartments leaked. If a pilot leaked, you would smell gas and call someone that would clear the apartment and go in wit a lighter if he felt it was safe enough to re-light the pilot. For some reason, he lacked eyebrows.

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These gas explosions are no friggin joke. The place I work backs up to a neighborhood and one of the houses had a gas leak that lead to an explosion. It totally disappeared the house, most of each house on either side of it, and damaged two more homes enough across the street from it that they had to be demolished as…

It looks like that half-dog that lives in Alabama.

Just a thought, but this really should have been titled “Look How They Massacred My Toy”. 

This entire comment was gold from start to finish. 

and with truck nutz probably...

Best thing I have read in Jalopnik in years. Thanks. Soon it will be available in camouflage, I bet.

I’d never heard of her before today, now I’m a donor. Thanks, VA GOP asshats! https://www.susannagibson.com/

Shocking exposes.....Democrat women’s hemlines rise to whorish levels! Our 11 part documentary next on Fox News. Got to love their ability to play both sides of the fence without an ounce of hypocrisy.

When the Hyundai Genesis sedan came out, it was the same thing.  It didn’t say Hyundai anywhere on it.  It had a distinct Genesis specific badge on it.  But it was still sold at Hyundai dealerships.  

I think the best part will be when Rudy comes for the money and he says “Minus the expenses you owe the resort $2M” 

Damn, man! Look at that! Look! Yeah, that’s messed up! Okay, Heisenberg! Next week.

Like they don’t already know that? Are you saying they’re stupid?

The seller didn’t forget who he’s working for.