If it was an Altima, the Secret Service wouldn’t have worried about it being an attack on the Bidens. They would have kept the guns holstered and just called a tow truck. 

The Citroen at 1:50 is super safe. See how the airbag pushed the driver dummy out the door? You’re not getting crushed by that steering column!

Honda Element. It’s basically a cargo van with the smallest footprint they could make, and the interior is easy to keep clean in case any of those booze crates ooze. 

It sounds like a euphemism for some kind of hallucinogenic plant.

They’ll regret stopping him if they run into any bogies on the flight. 

That sucks. Most of the ones I found near me are listed at or near MSRP, but I don’t know if they are hiding a markup somewhere in the fine print.

Since Bob prefers something new, I’d suggest the Civic Si. You still get the fun factor but with rear doors and around 30 mpg. The starting price is a little under $30,000. I don’t know what the markups are like right now, however. 

Accept no substitutes, Mike. You’ve always wanted a V12 Century? Go get a V12 Century. If you’re at a point in life where you can make it work for you family, then go for it. This 1997 model comes in a little under budget and still has the factory wheels. It has leather seats instead of the classic wool, but leather…

No dice for me. 20 years is an hell of a long time for any car to sit. Every piece of rubber on the car probably needs to be replaced, and who knows how much of a rebuild the motor will require? It’s too risky for my liking.

They’re gonna fry him for this. 

My car’s built in navigation would have warned me that the route involved going off the road, assuming that it would even recognize a rough trail like that as a viable path in the first place.

I miss the days when Japan sent Bubble-Era inspired screwball cars like this to the US. The SVX represents the end of two eras really, since you also don’t see many GT/personal luxury coupes either these days. $3,700 seems like a low enough entry price to experience the weirdness without paying new car money on an…

LAS had executives run, not walk, away because the original ship they were planning on purchasing for the cruise was “unseaworthy” and way too small for the ambitious adventure.

“Who could have known that spaceships were so dang expensive?”

So this was less of a “We are a cruise ship company” deal and more along the lines of “If you give us your money now we will try to become a cruise ship company.”

A massive con job, substance abuse, a failing marriage, and paranoid delusions? This sounds like something Netflix could turn into a decent docudrama. When life gives you lemons…

Especially if it’s being used by someone who doesn’t have ADHD as a less sketchy substitute for crank. 

No dice. Even Reagan wouldn’t have wanted to invade this Granada.

My immediate thought was ‘57 Bel Aire or something along those lines. Lord have mercy on you if you get between an old man and his winga dinga. 

The Toyota truck market is what it is. Would I spend $15k on a 13 year old truck? Hell no, but someone must have because the ad is down. NP for a market that makes no sense to me.