The wheels have been coated in gloss black, which gives the car a bit of a boy racer look, for better or worse.

Ah, like Jay-kwellan. That makes more sense. 

If my Mazda3 Grand Touring hatch was totaled today, I’d have around $4-$5k to work with after the insurance payout and paying off the remainder of the loan. I’d take that money right to my local Mazda dealer and buy a new base model Mazda3 hatch. The base model now has the features that I wanted on the prior gen Grand…

This seems like a NP to me for a mechanically sound and cosmetically good enough classic, but I won’t pretend to have any understanding of the Avanti market. I know these oddball cars have a dedicated following who can give you any advice you’ll ever need to keep it on the road. I’ll say NP while admitting that I…

You guys hold the doors! I’m, uh, going to look under these chairs for Antifa!

Fuck you! I’m eating!

Goddamnit, Bojack!

We should applaud the GOP for having such a sex-positive attitude in the workplace. You would never think that a bunch of wannabe theocrats would have a whole department prepping porn for their constituents.

If you can get past the initial hesitation about spending that much on a 20 year old Dodge, this one actually looks like a solid deal for the Neon SRT-4 market. The only comp I found cheaper than this has 186,000 miles and crappy mods that make me think it has not had anywhere near as happy a life as this one. If you…

If I were to buy the wagon, steelies with dog dish covers and white wall tires would be the first things I ordered for it. Mags on old cars have never looked good to me.

Amber showed that all her belongings were soaked as Carnival staff dealt with the burst line in the hallway. Amber’s partner Ryan Mcguyer 

I’m saying NP because it’s very cool, but I have no idea what this car is realistically worth in its current state. It wouldn’t surprise me if it sits on the lot for a couple of months until the dealership accepts a standing offer for half of what they want. 

If there’s one thing I learned from working in a liver cancer/cirrhosis clinic, it’s that people who have to have their booze will find a way to get it.

Incidents like this really test my complete opposition to the death penalty. If anyone deserves to be pumped full of a drug hodgepodge put together by unqualified stooges that results in them slowly choking to death while every nerve ending in their body burns with agony, it’s this piece of shit.

Price goes up as any restorative actions are taken.

Thieves are coming for your guns and your catalytic converters, and one of these things is extremely easy to protect against.

She tried a Juke, but she needed a Dodge.

That’s exactly what happened here. Ford thought people would pay whatever they told them to pay like they do with the King Ding Dong Ranch luxury trucks, and priced themselves out of a market they should have been able to take over. The Cybertruck is MIA and Rivian is selling to a niche market. But no, Ford got greedy…

Rangers of this vintage are all over the place price wise from what I see. This one is very clean for its age, and comes set up for the trades. Peel the flag off the hood and put it to work. NP.

They apply that $10,000 down payment at the factory, you know.