Ah, so the company should do just fine without Germanophobia Gemma over here.

My biggest concern with a cheap G35/37 would be finding one that hasn’t been thrashed. Tom accidentally explained why our young friend should not go anywhere near one of those cars. Tuner boys bought them off lease and said “It’s basically a Skyline” while thrashing them.

My immediate thought was Lexus LS, and we’re done here. But then I had a better idea: Lexus ES350. That way he can park his Camry pretending to be a Lexus right next to his BMW that is pretending to be a Toyota. Sooooo much cognitive dissonance.

Mace- You didn’t stand up for women, which our party never has, and you wouldn’t let us nuke the economy.

Between that attitude from the seller and rust that I can’t get a good look at since the ad has come down, I have to ND this one. 

Two people dying in a shootout over a car service dispute is just a normal Monday afternoon in our NRA paradise. Hey gun nuts, are we safe yet? Do we need a 3:1 gun to human ratio since the current 1.1:1 ratio* hasn’t fixed the problem?

RIP. Congress has been pulling double duty as a lawmaking body and memory care for too long, and Feinstein was far from the first one to essentially be casting votes while in hospice.

Save your money, Kevin. I’ll call Gaetz a pedo fail son piece of shit for free.

So ass cheeks are still fair game I guess.

Yes, this is extortion. Nobody should have to pay to get their vehicle back because some asshole towing company set a trap for them.

I’d suggest a Lexus RX, pick your flavor between standard or hybrid. They are very comfortable with an elevated but not cumbersome step in height, which will make getting in and out easier on your bad days. They also hold their value well enough that you won’t take too much of a hit if you have to sell it in a few…

This is why I promised my wife I’d never snort rails off another woman’s boobs in our wedding vows.

I bought my 2017 GT hatchback in 2020 before the used market went batshit crazy. It’s a terrific value for what you get, though I do wish you could get the GT with the 2.0 engine for better fuel economy. I get around 31 in the summer and 26 in the winter in mixed city/highway driving. On longer highway trips it will…

You can’t just say it needs things fixed and then not list them if you want $60,000. It probably is a NP but I need more info on what exactly is wrong with this gorgeous and notoriously maintenance intensive classic British car. ND for the lack of transparency.

“I would like to buy one of these” said Trump, before looking to see if any of his staffers were pulling out their credit card.

I don’t think this is a car where the novelty of a stick shift makes it more valuable. How many people looking for a Camry specifically want one with a stick? How many people who specifically want a stick are looking at Camrys? The seller having recently poured a lot of money into the car doesn’t damn near double its…

He would have been better off taking $20,000 and buying a new Nissan Versa. That’s right dude, you make such awful decisions that buying a new Nissan with their infamous rubber band transmissions would have been an improvement. Then he could take the remaining money and start a college fund for the baby. 

The moon is a giant ball of cocaine? Wallace and Gromit told me it was made of cheese!

Good thing his side chick’s name isn’t Obvious Grift. 

If it’s a true DJT donation, he’ll borrow the money from one of his lackeys and never pay them back.