What more do you need explained? Russia and its oligarchs are under international sanctions for their crimes. The assets of those oligarchs can be seized as part of those sanctions. So if their yachts enter the territorial waters of a country that is party to the sanctions, that country’s authorities can at their…

I understand that auto service shops need to have mechanisms that allow them to rotate cars fairly quickly. Still, it seems like you could greatly increase safety by having ceiling stands (like you would use to hold drywall to the ceiling before you nail it I) that you set under the vehicle after you have the powered…

The dealership has generously offered to take $10,000 off the $40,000 markup. Customer service!

I would say this is devastating for Giuliani’s reputation, but he doesn’t really have much reputation left to devastate. The coup-loving incoherent drunk who married his cousin and tried to fuck Borat’s daughter did something awful? That’s any day of the week for this asshole.

“Targeted?” For what exactly? And under what jurisdictional authority?

My brain autocorrects her last name to “Dildo” every single time.

Agreed, you’d probably hear all kinds of crunchy noises if you pushed on the bedliner-sprayed body work with the eraser end of a pencil. Assuming that it doesn’t just go right through it of course.

A lot of people freeze when facing someone like that. It’s so shocking and frightening that you might not know how to react, or you may decide the safest thing is not to do anything that could provoke the attacker.

Same here. Looking at the near-bottom of the market, I want something that has a proven record of reliability. I can understand why someone else would value having vehicle with more modern features over Toyota/Honda reliability.

This vehicle is probably better off without AWD. That 2.4L engine is already hauling a lot of weight for its modest power output. I doubt that it really gets 28mpg highway with an over stressed engine running through a 4 speed transmission.

This is the official vehicle of “Christian family planning”, AKA spray n’ pray. Does prayer work? Not as well as condoms or vasectomies.

I’d say Margorie Taylor Greene, but the last time I saw them together they looked like they were about to throw down over who has dibs on the least squished opossum in Mee-maw’s stew pot. Or maybe who has dibs on the stepson they both somehow share.

She’s banging a registered Democrat? I’ll bet she makes him put on aviators and beg not to be impeached. 

Shackling prisoners and leaving them in the paths of those ride on floor buffers isn’t quite as satisfying, but consequences and all. 

I’m sure the bill of sale that says “Sold as-is” in 47 different languages will suffice. 

At least officer Snidely Whiplash won’t have a badge if she decides that another damsel needs to get hit by a train. Unless of course there’s a loophole that lets her back in, in which case she’ll switch to another town and inflict her brilliant risk judgement on another unwitting community.

I love that this screwball wagon exists, but I definitely don’t love the price.

Sorry dudes, but finders keepers. I’ll let you know what Russia and China have bid once I have the exchange rate figured out.

If you’re going to buy an impractical and unreliable toy, this is the one to get. The contrast with yesterday’s ugly hardtop Mini couldn’t be more stark. You can fix this Fiat with a basic set of hand tools and a floor jack from Autozone. That’s a god thing, because you will spend a lot of time fixing it. But… just…

My brother got off with a warning after he forgot to update his registration. He was pleasant and cooperative and didn’t threaten the cop, however.