I love that this screwball wagon exists, but I definitely don’t love the price.

Sorry dudes, but finders keepers. I’ll let you know what Russia and China have bid once I have the exchange rate figured out.

If you’re going to buy an impractical and unreliable toy, this is the one to get. The contrast with yesterday’s ugly hardtop Mini couldn’t be more stark. You can fix this Fiat with a basic set of hand tools and a floor jack from Autozone. That’s a god thing, because you will spend a lot of time fixing it. But… just…

My brother got off with a warning after he forgot to update his registration. He was pleasant and cooperative and didn’t threaten the cop, however.

Just hear me out…

The owner of his repair shop doesn’t need investors. They’re currently lighting Cubans with $100 bills from the steering wheel of their yacht. 

This is usually the point in a fight between Canadians where the refs pull them apart and send both to their respective penalty boxes.

Sad situation. This guy was a Grade A douchenozzle, but he didn’t deserve to die. If he really did try to pull a gun on the cops though I can’t fault them for shooting him. Ideally this would have ended with “Ha ha, no. Go to the DMV and get a real license plate like an adult. Here’s your citation.”

My parents’ Kia Niro is marketed as a crossover, but it’s really a station wagon. The height difference between it and their Accord is negligible when they park the vehicles side by side in the garage. The ground clearance isn’t much higher either. 

I actually like this car, but with a couple of caveats. I hate the Union Jack butt wrap. Silver is a painfully dull color for a car like this, but do the wrap in a fun color over the whole car. The other problem is that it’s a BMW at the age where I’d expect a whole lot of expensive stuff to start going wrong. The…

This is still Ford we’re talking about, so set your expectations accordingly. 

Oh man, the look on that guy’s face as he follows her out is priceless.

If a pilot leaked, you would smell gas and call someone that would clear the apartment and go in wit a lighter if he felt it was safe enough to re-light the pilot. For some reason, he lacked eyebrows.

This has way too much plot and character development for a Michael Bay movie.

Someone will pay what the seller wants, especially if they have documentation proving it only has 37,000 miles. Vintage trucks are about as easy to sell to Americans as apple pie and invasions of developing nations. Nice price. 

The seller probably paid $2,500 for this car at the estate sale. No dice.

That was such a great scene to end the season. If Walt and Jesse didn’t know what they had gotten themselves into after all the bad shit they had already gone through, they sure as hell knew after seeing Tuco go full psycho on that poor sap.

The seller claims 21 years of ownership and says the car is free of any mechanical or electrical gremlins, calling it “Tight, tight, tight!”

My Mazda has never collected data about my sex life. That’s why I have to call them every week to provide a summary.

You can get a recent Lincoln Navigator with under 100,000 miles for that price. Tow rating with the 3.5 Ecoboost is 8,600 pounds, so it has the hauling needs covered. The less fancied Expedition is basically the same truck but with less to go wrong if you want to keep things simple.