He can afford it with that kind of budget. Worrying about maintenance costs is for us mortals who have less to spend and also need the car as an every day driver.

Major GOP donors don’t want to fund Tim Scott because they think too much of their base will sit out instead of voting for a black guy. Focusing on his marital status gives them an excuse that doesn’t involve admitting how much they are relying on racist inbred fuckwits to regain power. Not that it really matters thoug…

The Aston Martin is the correct choice. What a car! If you feel the need to be obnoxious, just roll down the windows and blast nu metal as loud as you can. Nobody will think you are a refined gentleman with sophisticated taste when they hear you listening to Limp Bizkit. 

Also obligatory-

It’s cheap enough that you could swap the flaming engine with an LS or LT and come out with a good track rat. I wouldn’t invest in any of the cosmetic stuff. Just upgrade the powertrain, replace the worn consumables, and hoon away. Those factory wheels can go right back on the market for someone else’s C4 project. NP. 

Ford. Ferd. We need to talk.

I’d be more inclined to agree if McConnell wasn’t arguably the most important figure in how the GOP has corrupted every level of government, merrily destroying people’s lives in his sick pursuit of wealth and power. There’s no karma or great cosmic balancing going on here. A shitty person is approaching the end of his…

One of them should yell “Green light” the next time it happens. And it is going to keep happening. I don’t know what exactly is going on with ol’ Mitch, but it’s probably not something that gets better.

Three cheers for the gerontocracy! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hoo-

In my finest Mr. Regular:

Rode hard and put away wet. You’d be much better off spending more up front on a cleaner example than this one.

The man just oozes with charisma.

He is everything bad in America wrapped up in a pudgy little, sausage-fingered package.

You know you live in America when your kid’s school says “lunch is free for all kids this year” and you make a surprised Pikachu face because you didn’t think those words would ever reach your ears. (side note: props to you, Denver)

I fully expected that he would wait a few weeks to see if it all blows over since Spain won. It’s nice to see that nobody is giving him a pass for acting like a drunk frat boy, kissing women without their consent and grabbing his crotch. Seriously you creep, act like a fucking adult and stop trying to steal the…

As a general rule, any kiss that involves clutching the other person’s head with both hands like a Venus flytrap so they can’t escape is a no-no.

The car looks fantastic, but I can’t help wondering why it is on a garage sale website when there are so many others that specialize in selling collector vehicles. It seems like you’d have a much better chance of moving the car at the price you want in a timely fashion if you put it on a site where rich people will…

I’d thought about suggesting the Ridgeline. As long as the step in height isn’t too much for her mother, it would do the job. They should also consider a mid to full size sedan for comfortable cruising while getting better gas mileage than any type of truck. I can personally vouch for the Accord hybrid as my wife has…

The only way to stop a bad guy with a throwing spear is a good guy with a throwing spear. 

You’ll probably spend half your time in this car explaining to randos that you are not a drug dealer. That’s annoying enough, but just wait until an actual drug dealer sees you and thinks you are trying to muscle in on their turf. You’d better hope the seller’s mods included bulletproof glass.