It’s cheap enough that you could swap the flaming engine with an LS or LT and come out with a good track rat. I wouldn’t invest in any of the cosmetic stuff. Just upgrade the powertrain, replace the worn consumables, and hoon away. Those factory wheels can go right back on the market for someone else’s C4 project. NP. 

Ford. Ferd. We need to talk.

I’d be more inclined to agree if McConnell wasn’t arguably the most important figure in how the GOP has corrupted every level of government, merrily destroying people’s lives in his sick pursuit of wealth and power. There’s no karma or great cosmic balancing going on here. A shitty person is approaching the end of his…

One of them should yell “Green light” the next time it happens. And it is going to keep happening. I don’t know what exactly is going on with ol’ Mitch, but it’s probably not something that gets better.

Three cheers for the gerontocracy! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hoo-

In my finest Mr. Regular:

Rode hard and put away wet. You’d be much better off spending more up front on a cleaner example than this one.

The man just oozes with charisma.

He is everything bad in America wrapped up in a pudgy little, sausage-fingered package.

You know you live in America when your kid’s school says “lunch is free for all kids this year” and you make a surprised Pikachu face because you didn’t think those words would ever reach your ears. (side note: props to you, Denver)

I fully expected that he would wait a few weeks to see if it all blows over since Spain won. It’s nice to see that nobody is giving him a pass for acting like a drunk frat boy, kissing women without their consent and grabbing his crotch. Seriously you creep, act like a fucking adult and stop trying to steal the…

As a general rule, any kiss that involves clutching the other person’s head with both hands like a Venus flytrap so they can’t escape is a no-no.

The car looks fantastic, but I can’t help wondering why it is on a garage sale website when there are so many others that specialize in selling collector vehicles. It seems like you’d have a much better chance of moving the car at the price you want in a timely fashion if you put it on a site where rich people will…

I’d thought about suggesting the Ridgeline. As long as the step in height isn’t too much for her mother, it would do the job. They should also consider a mid to full size sedan for comfortable cruising while getting better gas mileage than any type of truck. I can personally vouch for the Accord hybrid as my wife has…

The only way to stop a bad guy with a throwing spear is a good guy with a throwing spear. 

You’ll probably spend half your time in this car explaining to randos that you are not a drug dealer. That’s annoying enough, but just wait until an actual drug dealer sees you and thinks you are trying to muscle in on their turf. You’d better hope the seller’s mods included bulletproof glass. 

I was already leaning towards ND when I saw that sound system in the trunk. One of the best things about Panther bodies is the massive trunk, and you damn near filled the whole thing with giant speakers? Great idea! I’m not paying a premium for someone else’s tacky mods. 

 No, I had cupcake that glows in the dark. It seemed like a solid bet. 

Every successful dictator knows that their underlings can’t be too competent, or eventually they’ll try to seize power for themselves. I’m kind of surprised Prigozhin lived long enough to attempt a coup when he was openly attacking the military for their poor performance in combat. When someone starts saying their…

These holding lots are like a thief’s buffet. If you want to steal Raptors, do you go to a brightly lit dealership that sits on a major road to steal the 1 or 2 Raptors they might have on site, or do you go to the giant isolated holding lot where you can steal 10 of them? You’d think Ford would put more effort into…