The next time Mitch goes all blue screen, I want someone to see how many hats and coats they can hang on him before he comes back. 

Anyone who insults Kevin McCarty is alright in my book. My only critique is that we can easily be much more insulting without resorting to gendered words .

Easy nice price compared to what new campers cost. This mini rig has led a charmed life, and is just basic enough that it shouldn’t cost $1,000 every time you want to use it. You have shelter, a stove, and a proper place to take a shit. What more could you need?

Buick Regal TourX? I don’t know how they are in the handling department, but they’re a great value on the used market and should be nice enough inside that it won’t feel like a huge step down from a Jaguar. I love my Mazda3 hatch, but the interior isn’t up to Jag standards. It’s more of a better-than-economy interior…

I was ready to vote NP until I saw the last image in the ad. The respray is actively flaking off the car, and I would need the price to reflect the cost of getting a proper paint job done.

Our road funding in Michigan barely covers the cost of filling potholes. Paint might be the limit of their budget.

Take him out back, wiggle the rabbit ears, clonk him on the head a few times, and Mitch is back! See everyone? The gerontocracy works just fine.

Man who is always wrong proven wrong, news at 11:00. 

I know it sounds cliche at this point, but it remains true- A car like this is never going to be built again. No manufacturer will ever approve a modern equivalent to the 1st gen Viper. Even Dodge with its ongoing supercharged 1,000 horsepower swan song to the muscle cars wouldn’t consider selling you an essentially tu…

Yeahh lol that’s a pretty daft opinion to expect this to be a 1 owner car. I mean could happen but pretty unlikely.

About half of the winning Darwin Award stories involve someone lighting a cigarette.

Yeah, I’m having a hard time buying this story. Even if it is true this guy is a world-class idiot for driving like that under any circumstances. I limited myself to 5 over when I was taking my daughter to the hospital during a late night asthma attack. You know what would have really screwed up my plan to get her…

Just like we saw Sandusky and Nasser, this does not happen in a bubble. Powerful men get away with this shit because they have lackeys supporting them at every step.

You find it remarkable that a 2001 used vehicle isn’t 1-owner? Half the 2020 used trucks I’m looking at are 2-owner.

Police have released this image of the suspect vehicle fleeing the scene of the crash.

The first thing I saw on the Carfax was that the seller is not the only owner this vehicle has had. This is not a good start to our business relationship. That said, $4,000 is basically the entry price for something that isn’t rusty or roached out these days. Nice price if nothing scary turns up on an inspection.

It looks bad, but we are talking about a Panther body. Remove what’s left of the  roof and greenhouse and Gambler 500 that bitch!

There definitely isn’t much overlap between probable Town Car drivers and people able to run after going end over end in said Town Car. Granny and Gramps are gonna be pissed when they see what their formerly favorite grandchild did to the car.

When you mention the exhaust notes, do you mean real exhaust notes or the fake vroomy noise made by the previous Boostang? A real nod towards younger buyers would be to remove the fake rumble and let us hear the turbo instead. Ford should at least make it easy to turn off if they decide to keep it around for buyers…

Yep. Put some cash in the pocket of our favorite sorta-Democrat coal goblin and give him a way to truss it up as a win for West Virginia, and that removes a major roadblock in Congress. I’m perfectly ok with cutting checks and pandering to idiots at this point. The planet needs action now.