I hope they’ll be able to sink it as an artificial reef, but the cost to remove all of the hazardous waste may make that impossible for the conservancy. The only large ships that reliably succeed as museums are warships that draw more visitors and often have government support. The Texas was in much worse shape than…

I suspect none of the temp tags are valid, or the state would have caught these guys a lot sooner as they tried pushing fake sales through the system. The tags are only there to make the car look legitimate at a glance. 

I’m hoping the lawsuit ends in the legal equivalent of both parties getting hit by an asteroid. 

It can melt concrete though.

“Hey guys, we saw half of your planet is on fire and thought we should make sure you were ok”.

Then, one of the suspects threw a catalytic converter at his car and shattered the window.

A trip to Pep Boys would fix everything. Slap some flame decals and Tweety Bird floor mats in this car, and the Looney Tunes motif will be complete.

…and the eyes on the air scoop butterflies are a nice touch.

You could get the Acura TSX with a manual up until about a decade ago. They aren’t super common, but with a $25,000 budget you can easily snag a nice one and have plenty left over to have it shipped. From the options above I would stretch the budget a little and go with the G70.

The Supreme Court did something good for a change, Trump indictments are stacking up like flapjacks, and Pat Robertson is dead. This seems like way too much good news for a single day. I’ll be hiding under my desk waiting for the other shoe to drop if anybody needs me. 

Fancy Kristen could tell you all about how well people react to pointing out that Paul Walker liked to date minors.

I wonder what you could get for the pants Hitler soiled himself in when he heard the Red Army had breached the defenses of Berlin.

This is pretty fucked up. Not surprising in the least, but still fucked up.

It’s one of the nicest examples of an undesirable car I’ve ever seen. Nice price for someone really wants a car like this without having 99 problems to sort out. I don’t know how many buyers fall into that odd category, but I’m sure they are out there.

Oh, bother.

“Obviously it’s not great that he stole the bus, but did you notice the high visibility vest? That shows a commitment to safety that should factor into his sentencing, your honor.”

The RV owners get the finger. Once the tenant is gone, I doubt the tow truck operators hired by the city will care about who owns the illegally parked non-op RV. The drivers get paid regardless. Anyone approaching the city to complain about their property being dragged away will probably be threatened with fines until…

The GOP base is so fucking psychotic that she will lose as many voters as she gains by saying abortion should not be a capital offense. 

The city is offering 6 months in a motel in return for letting them tow away and dispose of the RVs, but a lot people aren’t taking that offer because they know there is no plan for them after those 6 months are up. Getting rid of the RVs is all the city really cares about. 

I am highly skeptical of the claim that the car recently had $17,000 worth of work done on it. That said, it looks great and there will always be a strong market for fun in the sun. I’m not surprised it has sold already. NP.