The Fourteenth Amendment extends the Bill of Rights’ protections to include not just the federal government, but all state and local ones too.

And here I had assumed it was a typo and they meant to write:

Never before has this .gif been more appropriate.

It is known.

If your struck by the kid in the red and white number 10 jersey and his uncannily familiar way of freezing some defenders solid with his dribbling and nipping the ball away from others right at the very last millisecond, it’s because that little dude is none other than a 12-year-old Lionel Messi.

Apparently this is what Bourdain actually said about Ina. It’s condescending, which Bourdain often is, but it’s not actually insulting.

“But this is what the liberal media always does, it attacks the messenger trying to avoid the message,” she said. “Here is the message: It is factually true that women have been hit very hard by progressive policies.”

There’s some irony in watching MLS replays on EuroSport, right?

Spaten dead last? I can understand if you drank this out of a bottle, because the green glass and the travel don’t do well by the flavors, but if you’ve had this out of a keg, you’d be singing a different tune.

No contest.

That practice is illegal under federal law. I’m sure the practice still happens, but it’s a quick way to a Department of Labor complaint. Any restaurant worth it’s salt will eat the cost of the meal.