Oh shit, I said amen, which means when this gets cross posted to Jezebel I’ll be greyed in no time.

I miss the old jalopnik.

this is why the EPA exists, kids.

I have never had to grind a game as much as GTA (at least until Forza Horizon 3 and I just quit and went back to Motorsport). GTA was at least tolerable grinding with friends. But as the article rightly states, if you don’t have a good crew with you, the game gets boring fast.

No chill at all

Well, that, AND that a full ban on Muslim immigration was one of Trump’s central planks

this is not a mustang,

The number of production models that will be totaled at 35 mph leaving Cars and Coffee.

clearly its 2576 liters of fuel burned in 35 minutes, pretty common way of displaying this type of figure

Car, what big tires you have.

No no no, you don’t get it. We need to increase our use of oil, but decrease our use of foreign oil. We need those oil drilling and fracking jobs to Make America Great Again, but we need them in America.
Decreasing oil and gas usage? Why do you hate Making America Great Again? Go back to Russ ... er ... Venezuela you…

It’s like a Nissan Buick.

God...I haven’t been this concerned since Hootie left the Blowfish.

If only there were a German word for taking joy in another’s misfortune....

I agree with most of what you say, but you seem to never give answers. Always a lot of, “this sux and is wrong.” But never really any, “Here’s what we need to do...”

Seriously, Bankers nearly collapse the global economy and they get fines equal to >2% of a years annual profit and they all continue to work in the industry but some cars emit more than stated (Harley has been found guilty of doing the same) and VW people are being indicted? Where the hell are our priorities.

Because

I’m going with gamers wearing nomex racing suits as my personal object of hatred.

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