This is why I simply refuse to have friends.

never forget

Happy Festivus!!

Hilarious Joke. I bet you wear pleated khakis.

Jeff Gordon can drive anything and also scare the crap out of Travis Okulski.

I fixed it. We need to go deeper.

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

Right. It’s one of those situations that no one blames you for retaliating just make sure you don’t do it on camera.

You’ve just made me realize that Toyota’s become the new Oldsmobile.
The Camry is the Cutlass Salon.

Time is a flat circle.

Excellent. That means that something like this should cause no problems.

Thanks for the politics. Not.

That’s the best part!

I’ve really had it up to hear with the political crap here lately, especially the opening sentence. You guys need to chill out and get in touch. I’ll be back in a few weeks when you guys hopefully give it a rest.

Not as embarrassing as all the Liberals that are burning down their cities because the election didn’t go their way.

Exactly. NASCAR was hugely popular at that time and I think it’s been bleeding fans over the last decade and a half. I certainly don’t watch it much these days, used to watch every race.