My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

I’m just glad it sounds like he’s staying in the race because the GOP needs to be forced to fucking own this.

I know, gang brawls? throwing bananas at black players? Super low class. Oh wait, that was soccer.

When when will NFL fans learn to follow the exemplary behavior soccer fans across the world have come to stand for?

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Haha

I like how the person behind this camera didn’t film any other cars. He just knew that the good footage today was going to be the Mustang.

Sad when there are a dozen people running towards this saying “I knew it was going to happen!”

Congrats on proving the stereotype pal!

The badge is to identify him as a member of the FoMoCo Public Relations First Responders: “Nothing to see here”

At first I thought it was a scar from the last Cars & Coffee Mustang mishap.

Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, “Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars.” I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, “Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry.”

I don’t think I’d be able to sleep knowing there was a scary ATS-V outside my tent.

other than it being a hatch with the faux window on the C pillar (which is a current design trend for some reason) I don’t think they look anything alike. In fact, I’d say the chevy is way better looking than the i3, that thing was beaten with an ugly stick for a long time...

XR4Ti.