And here is what the Game of Thrones intro would be like on VHS in the 1980's...

I used my wife's jeans. I think I did it wrong.

Forget waiting to laugh at ourselves in the future, laugh at our past selves now:

Learned about the crow supremacy!

Four days of strawberries is fine. But four days of zucchini. That's child abuse.

Why does he have to be perceived as crazy though, he could be brave or somethi.... Nah he's nuts

That would be the ultimate in awesomeness. You buy a drone from Amazon, and it delivers itself! It would be like the video, except the parcel it's carrying would contain your remote control, instructions, warranty card and accessories.

Awwww, I thought the three words were going to be "Ask your mother."

I strongly suggest that if you're obsessed with social media likes, this is a giant warning sign that you're focusing on the wrong things in life and need some serious, immediate self examination. Something has gone horribly wrong.

"The intention was to demonstrate the U.S. commitment to maintaining stability in the Asia-Pacific area and saving mankind..."

"There they are," said Detective Brill. "Take care to stay this side of the property line."

More than just a sad picture made 'pretty'.

I can't live without Bartender. It takes all my (many) menu bar apps and hides the icon until it's trying to notify me. Plus it lets me hide the system icons I never use there (like my profile name).