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Mac users, the absolute best productivity solution is SelfControl. It’s free, and it’s impossible to unset the block once it’s running. It’s simple, you set up a blacklist of sites you don’t want to access during a certain time frame, and press the start button. For that period, nothing you do will get you to sites on…

You are the reason there is so much non-decomposeable shit in our landfills. Do you throw away your lamps when the light bulbs burn out too?

You can clean it faster than it would take for you to make a trip to CVS, what a stupid suggestion. “Wasted shampoo”...oh, you mean the literal $0.005 worth of shampoo? And you don’t have any spare toothbrushes around that are used for cleaning?

Can you guys possibly kiss up to Tesla more? It’s a damn traffic circle, a rudimentary element of traffic flow. How can this possibly be incredible news to you guys? Next story: Tesla adds fuckin’ awesome in-factory toilets!

there is also (gasp!) the Spotlight Search by hitting cmd+space bar combo that does exactly that.

If you'd like to put your color skills to the test - http://color.method.ac/

Four days of strawberries is fine. But four days of zucchini. That's child abuse.

Awwww, I thought the three words were going to be "Ask your mother."

I strongly suggest that if you're obsessed with social media likes, this is a giant warning sign that you're focusing on the wrong things in life and need some serious, immediate self examination. Something has gone horribly wrong.

I can't live without Bartender. It takes all my (many) menu bar apps and hides the icon until it's trying to notify me. Plus it lets me hide the system icons I never use there (like my profile name).

I don't think the title of the wallpaper is actually "Hero". They use the "hero.jpg" title for a lot of the images posted to Apple.com, particularly of products (like these earpods). I assume it's meant to refer to the "hero shot", or the best picture out of a particular set.