Projection. Long, thick projection.

Just to clarify: not all dumb people are Trump supporting, racist assholes, but all Trump supporting racist assholes are dumb.

I’ve taken great joy in keeping my daughter from my in-laws. It makes them sad. It makes us happy.

Got an email from my mom this past weekend; can confirm.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.