You clearly don’t live in the South- I had neighbors threaten to shoot my dog after I put up a Hillary sign.

we are not talking about that kind of lawn and a bush.......

I didn’t buy this until these quotes about Paul not still not understanding why he was tackled. That’s totally a, “you know what you did!!” from Boucher type of thing.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

Gloria is still at her peak in her 80s. Calm down.

I was going to say you were harsh but then I realized, I couldn’t pick Joe Jonas out of a crowd if my life depended on it.

Selena Gomez has a very straight part in her hair.

Look, it’s just about economic insecurity. And I’m sure there were good people in this group. Many sides, folks. Many sides.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

The Battle of the Bulge, as it were.

Keep fighting the good fight, Target. Between this and y’all, you know, treating trans people like actual people, I can feel Bill O’s blood pressure going up.

A hard fought gain in the War on Christmas

I was at Target this weekend and was astounded that the Halloween section was actually still mostly Halloween with a little generic “fall” thrown in and not 90% Christmas like it has been in past years by this point in the calendar. Hurrah Target! Give Thanksgiving the due it deserves. Let Halloween shine!

Is that.. is that not how I’m supposed to wear my ghost costume?

Yes, and their basic suiting is amazing. I say this as a average-to-plus size millennial. I buy all of my dress pants there. Everything else is pretty bland/boring or straight up frumpy.

Correction!! Umm Beyoncé is the biggest thing in the game. Even I know that and I’m not beyhive. I’ve only bought a few cuts off of lemonade.

Shhh! Sit down and just watch it and cry it’s good you fucking hater! Life IS like a box of chocolates and you are the disappointing orange-creme filled one!


ETA: I’m sorry. I let myself get carried away there.

Uh, child pornography is NOT a victimless crime. These abused children are constantly violated knowing that these disgusting pictures/videos are being circulated between MILLIONS of monsters. Worst yet, the pictures/videos are timeless to these monsters, so there are 40 year olds walking around with the knowledge that…

It baffles me that anyone would be like “consider the perpetrator’s perspective” in any sex crime case, ESPECIALLY child porn. In a lot of other cases I am able to equally consider the perpetrator as well as the victim. In cases like this I can only consider the small amount of comfort that the victims get from all of…

Oh god, just reading about the women being probed while all on fours and held down while being butchered without anesthesia made me clench my vaginal muscles and bite down on my lip to keep myself from crying out. Goddamn.