Lol you think that deadspin writers know what’s cool and good.

Kind of funny that deadspin hates incognito for being a bully when deadspins staff are all bullies.

I get really uncomfortable when Billy talks about children. Soon he’ll be calling him a “super cute” 6 year old boy and lusting for his prepubescent dong.

He’s got that thousand yard state of a man who just sucked a lot of dicks. Tom Ley knows this look very very well. Sees it every morning in the mirror.

Very similar. You can guess what Denton has in his morning omelette.

Very similar. You can guess what Denton has in his morning omelette.

When I’m in DC I occassionally see tags that say US Senate and have just a number. I always assumed these were senators’ personal cars. Am I wrong?

I attended a party Nick Denton hosted once and we had this delicious pizza dish. He called it a protein pie. Nick worked every guy in the room to completion and they finished on a pizza which nick then sprinkled with cheese and baked.

I attended a party Nick Denton hosted once and we had this delicious pizza dish. He called it a protein pie. Nick…

Fuck whitey amirite? Black people have a much better view of sexual assault

The male feminists are outraged

I know that the boys are Deadspin engage in naked wrestling matches every night. They’re totally straight though. Anal penetration is just like a handshake in their world.