Don’t forget Socks Clinton and Caroline Kennedy’s pony Mararoni.

I worked on Dead Man, which Johnny Depp starred in. I was a lowly PA, and he held the door open for me when my hands were full. I was so star-struck! When my kids came to visit me he danced with my two year-old and played drums with him. I spoke on the phone with Kate Moss when she called to talk to him.

listen i can’t help my tacky taste, i like ‘em 

Funny you should ask! If Biden holds his lead in this four states, he will win with a final tally of 306 -232. The final electoral count in 2016 was... *drum roll* 306-232. (It finished 304/227 before 2 Trump electors bailed and 5 Hillary electors bailed). So Biden could well finish by the *exact same* electoral vote…

I just love that we turned Trump into a one-term president by replacing him with Barack’s VP. Yes, I am just that petty.

Nah, you are probably right, at most he will hear a tsk tsk or a slap on the wrist, but will likely escape any real charges.

I hear you and share the same frustration, but know an incumbent being voted out after his first term is so rare it’s only happened three times in our Nation’s entire history. This isn’t nothing. 💙

I’m continually reminded this site is a shadow of a husk of a whisper of a fart of what it used to be and it has now descended into lukewarm garbage. And then I stop reading. Months go by and I start to miss the Jezebel of old and read an article here and there and they’re not bad and even pretty good and then it…

Its because websites like this one make it sounding they said the opposite of what she said.

I like how the bullshit artist who wrote this made sure to quote the response to a question, and not the question itself.

Celebrity: I have insecurities in an industry that is always picking apart what I say, do, or look like, and so I can connect with and respect how so many others suffer too. It’s alienating.

This site has turned into a nasty, snarky, shadow of what it used to be.

Really? Y’all do know your new format require mobile users to scroll through a couple screens worth of stories to even come across this one. I don’t have your access to the traffic numbers, but it’s certainly affecting how long it takes me to get newly posted content.  I would be surprised if it’s not affecting how…

i interpreted it the same way. she’s not stupid, and she talks about her own insecurity, so it doesn’t make sense that she would deny the existence of appearance expectations placed on women (and choosing to read it that way... is a choice). the wording could be better, but it sounds like she’s just saying that…

I took it to mean that Brie Larson doesn’t personally believe in a beauty standard, not that a beauty standard doesn’t exist. Am I being too generous?

The second bitter screed of the day, attacking a white woman who is by every possible measure, the type of ally that Jezebel demands to have.

Yeah, yeah. Okay President Sun-down, we know you want more, but the buffet is closed now, so, yup, move along now. That’s it. Buh-bye.”

Let me know if you find a good replacement, I’m hanging by a thread. I don’t like this place anymore, but I just don’t have anywhere else to go 

Jez has been doing a lot of this in 2020 - nasty articles that often make assumptions about totally innocent individuals and where the writer has chosen to be mean without even doing a basic Google search to justify their shittiness.

Not to mention that these are paparazzi pics. Of her on her property and in her car. I know cultural appropriation is a thing, but I’m not willing to get outraged about how people conduct themselves at home with regards to hair styles, especially when they are not necessarily aware they are being photographed.