Readers: “Fuck, I hate website slideshows.”

lmao what has happened to this website? holy cow.

So we’re doing Listicles now.

With actual horrible people out there having full-throated access to the “public bullhorn” it seems kind of, I dunno, “petty” to dump on Teigen. 

Say what you will about Macron and Trudeau, they wear a good suit, as we Olds used to say.

Adding to the excellent points from others in the comment section, I just want to add that I’m really disappointed at the tone of this piece. Jezebel is about empowering women, giving us information, and understanding the daily trials that society and the patriarchy throw at us. Or did this kind of mission change?

Madame Tussaud’s left their Kid Rock statue in the basement by the heater too long

I’m going to disagree on that. Bourbon and toffee sounds like a good combo, and having made a banofee pie or two I can tell you that banana and toffee are a good combination. That cake sounds really good.

Congrats, Jezebel, Stretch Armstrong is a huge get for the team.

What a stupid fucking comment, when the best player in history is black. Osaka’s level is in line with most of the rest of the top 20 in the women’s game. The issue with that tour is that they’re all inconsistent, which is why you see a new slam champion every other tournament.

Trump pretended to care about asylum seekers making the dangerous journey to the US borders, talking about coyotes, cartels and children. He told them not to come.

If only she had thrown them some paper towels....

This article is beyond disingenuous. Federer had a physical ailment and withdrew from the tournament with no penalties. Osaka had a psychological ailment and withdrew from the tournament with no penalties.

The best clay court champions are European. The defending French Open Champion made it to the quarterfinals. The demand for tennis coverage driving the tour and media aren’t casual American fans. Somehow the French Open survived without the “casual” tennis fan in California waking up at 3am to watch the afternoon…

No manches! I hadn’t seen that yet. Just when you think our ‘Trump Tropical” can’t get any more stupid he goes and outdoes himself.

When she went to Mexico, our ass of a President (the populist pseudo-leftist Mexican version of Trump) called her: “PRESIDENT KABALA”.

Her laughing in response to a pointless question does not bother me in the least. It was a pointless question. Kamala going to the border would have just been for show. She knows that. Lester Holt knows that.

“Going to the border” is performative theater for people who want to look concerned about a problem but aren’t really interested in addressing the root cause of the problem.

Go to her twitter which is basically a daily log of all the things VP does.

Republicans are trying to frame any legislation as “radical left socialist communist woke social justice warrrior terrorist agenda”