....cute?

Biden dodges like a normal politician. Trump was an entirely different animal. 

Sure, but Jez will ignore those topics because the damn Housewives of______ aren’t somehow involved.  Or Cardi B.

Biden should never be free from criticism, but I’m still not sure who’s more pissed off over his election: the MAGAts or the Jezebel editorial staff.

Too bad the header image spoils the short. Kotaku strikes again. 

Yall some two-faced, hypocritical, catty writers. And you don’t care one damn bit. As long as those G/O checks clear the bank, you'll write whatever trash gets the clicks.

Himbo perhaps, and I am really pissed about a few things in this administration (cannabis, minimum wage, inability to get Manchin/Sinema in line), but let’s not forget—60 million kids’ families are getting monthly child credit payments this week that could reduce child poverty by 40%. The impact of this cannot be…

Well, if he is going to be the last democratically elected president for a long time we might as well enjoy it. 

As a guy pushing 40 who also let his hair grow out during the pandemic for giggles I feel attacked by this... Can’t a dude just grow his hair out for fun!?

Honestly, this never should’ve lasted longer than her stay in a nice mental hospital back in 08. After that sure establish a trust for her money, and find a better management (as in personal assistant types) team to take the stress off and help with scheduling/ducking the paparazzi. I mean the minute she was working…

“The Wright Brothers didn’t fly.”

So how does JK Rowling, possibly the most successful author of the 21st century, fit in to all this? It’s very safe to say that many, many men and boys have read her books over the past 24 years. Has she simply achieved a “just not that woman” status on this site?

Umm did you read the article? Him finding the voice wasn’t the accident. Him accidentally using it in a scene when he was specifically told to use his real voice was the accident.

Henry Cavill makes me horny AF. I need help.

The first Witcher episode was aired in 2019. Not sure what you think showing him playing the game in 2020 proves. 

Definitely was the right call, due to the games I can’t imagine Geralt with anything but that general raspy kind of voice. I thought Cavill’s raspy voice fit quite well and felt perfectly in place with the character of Geralt.  

Oh, fuck off. If you can’t even understand whose advice I originally responded to then go flail and rant to yourself in the mirror.

The only thing I know about Breyer is that if he doesn’t get his ass off the bench very soon, the only thing he will be remembered for is not getting his ass off the bench for the greater good.

“As I was adding the custard, one of the officers said, ‘At what point did you add the bleach?’

Her name’s in the headline, her face is up top, and you reproduced her tweets word-for-word. She couldn’t have paid for a better “deplatforming” than that.