I loved when he did celebs like other famous people.

I have Face Forward and I have looked through that book hundreds of times when I need makeup inspiration (which is any time I put it on, because I hardly do and never remember how to do shit). It’s gorgeous and fascinating and I love reading his descriptions of his models, it’s like he never met an enemy.

Yawn. Let me know when Normani gets her solo career started.

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

I think there is speculation that Camilla will be queen when Charles ascends to the throne. Wasn’t Diana slated to be queen? And won’t Kate eventually?

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

This is next level masculinity so fragile.

Luckily, you weren’t on the jury.

My favorite: Ethan Couch - Affluenza

You forgot -

She does, she has depression.

sure - but dont most people that choose to take anothers life?

kalief browder: 3 years for not stealing backpack

BIG PAPA! Oh, Kim, with your ashy, plastic wig, drawn-on brows, inflated sense of self importance and party tardiness.

I miss those days, too! And don’t forget her amazing music! I don’t understand how she didn’t become the biggest pop star of the decade. I guess talent doesn’t count for much these days.

The entire family has weird names. Kim married Kroy (yes a real? name). Kim already had Brielle and Arianna. With Kroy, she had: Kaia, Kane, Kash, and Kroy Jr.

She had such an aesthetic in the early days. All she wore were tight satin dress shirts or lingerie dresses that made her boobs look way saggy. Paired with diamond hoop earrings, acrylic French manicure, and drinking chardonnay INSIDE HER BENTLEY CONVERTIBLE IN A STRIP MALL PARKING LOT as she listened to her own songs.

Back in the halcyon days of Big Poppa.

I kind of feel bad for those kids, as long as they didn’t ask to have a picture of their recovering bodies plastered on the internet, which is forever. The boy looks like one of those Victorian death photos.

Of course he said that.