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“So, Ms. Nightvale, was that a right-hook or a left you gave him?” He kept on walking and I didn’t get in trouble.

I was obese growing up and bullied every day. It was only recently when I heard that a type of behavior was assault, and I in fact had been not only bullied but assaulted (spat on, held down and kicked etc.) One day, one of my worst tormentors was doing some awful thing to me and I just punched him in the nose. I ran

This entire post made me never want to have sex again. THANKS, MADELEINE.

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

Some leftover pizza for the lady?

Barrrrrrrf. I am a loud and proud feminist who will always be fiercely protective of a woman’s right to have whatever kind of lovemaking(BARF) she wants and needs but personally, goddamnit, take me to Pound Town.

“He doesn’t know how to cook breakfast...”

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

Tender sex as a MO gets on my last nerve. It’s ok sometimes, but other times you might want to get a little boisterous. Rough even. And when you growl, “Spank me,” and your tender lover goes wide-eyed and whispers, “I could never cause you pain,” that’s when you know this just isn’t going to work.

He says he wants the two of you to come together, but doesn’t wait for you to get there.

yes, you are my dear

I took it more like he was surprised that he literally felt the pull of not wanting her to leave and couldn’t believe how emotional he was over it - because before B he just looked at women as I don’t know what.

I can’t be 100% sure of anything here, but I can’t disagree. For a notoriously private couple who wouldn’t even confirm they were married for years, the airing of some seriously dirty laundry for downloads strikes me as...mercenary. They may very well be deeply in love. But their unwillingness to discuss their

On the flip side, being able to say that it’s just a relative and squash any gossip is actually the best a celebrity could hope for.

Dude, you and Beyonce signed a contract to become the most powerful couple in music together. Nothing about this is or ever was real, including the accusations of cheating or the contrite response to them (and at least one of her pregnancies to boot).

I was home sick one day and watching Maury because I like being trash sometimes, and it was a dna test on a husband and wife who had found out, after they were married and had two kids, that their moms had both slept with the same man in their town who might have been both of their fathers....the thought of

Besides, one would have to be an exceptional idiot to cheat on Mila Kunis.

“What is happening to my body right now? Did I just say...‘Don’t leave’? All this is new for me,” Jay-Z reflects.