If there’s a silver lining in this for these two geniuses, it’s that they got caught in Australia and not, say Indonesia, or Singapore, or any other place you can be executed for smuggling.

Guess we can figure out how 63-year old Andre Jorge Tamine fits into this picture.

Thank you. I can’t with this “they fought so you could []” shit. Somehow the [] is never the more correct “buy cheap gas.”

Join your local Society for Creative Anachronism branch and you too can have your head bashed in by a knight in armor.

there is a word. “Texas.”

The fact this campus is willingly allowing guns despite the 8/1/66 massacre is such a level of tone deafness that I don’t think a word has been invented for it.

I hated losing Gawker, but the one silver lining was that I’d never see another obnoxious, click bait headline from Hamilton Nolan again.

I do not enjoy Hamilton Nolan’s hot takes and I wish he had been transferred to any other former Gawker-affiliated blog. In the future I will skip over his posts and/or become less likely to read DS for fear of seeing them.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Yes, let’s shut down a charity that provides money for the poorest people in the entire world because Hillary met with 85 people who had donated to the foundation while she was sec. of state. Ehrmahgod, 85 people! That’s like, such a huge percentage of the number of people that the top diplomat of the world’s most…

Your article would be better with actual evidence to support your claims. As it is, it's just a hatchet job.

Counterpoint: No.

You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

Most people go through a period, either in high school or college, where they (i) read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged; (ii) mistakenly assume that they themselves are the Howard Roark/John Galt characters in their worlds; and (iii) act like self-righteous assholes for a while. Then they grow up, recognize the…

There doesn’t even need to be a formal arrangement in place. I live in a condo development, and one day a bunch of tow company signs appeared around our parking lot (“Authorized parking only” “Violators subject to tow” and the company’s name and number). I asked the Property Manager whether some contract was signed…

No.

Blue Moon is better

Bell’s Oberson is average and boring. Blue Moon is better. Shiner Bock is overrated. High Life is perfect for what it is. HOT TAKE!

Yeaaaaah, I don’t disagree. I basically went through a period where I almost always ordered budlight at bars. Because it was a) cheap and there were often specials and b)I knew how many would get me drunk and I could pace myself well and c) I liked the taste. Come at me.