On my first (re)listen now, I’m realizing there’s a finite line between the sound of, “this is 90s music,” and, “this is 90s music and this band is absolutely still together.” I don’t know what the line is but I feel confident that I’ve nailed it every time I’ve guessed. I want to call it Spin Doctors Syndrome but I’m…

I just learned that this woman is 40 years old and a teacher and I just fucking can’t, y’all.

[...] they are currently, as Business Insider put it in a recent headline, “homeless and appear to be couch surfing their way through Indiana.”

“I respect you, I respect your decisions, I love you, and I just want the best for you,” said Bennett, who had just essentially just emerged from a bush next to Tayshia’s lodging and invited himself into the room of a woman who told him she wasn’t interested and asked him to leave. In probably unrelated news, Harvard…

3. SAVE THE DAY rarities FRIDAY!

Coincidentally, Laurie Hertzel and the world’s biggest ball of twine are both Minnesotan. [the-more-you-know.gif]

“...the touch-up took several hours of every day for a week...”

Fuchs explained that prior to the doping test, she’d had unprotected sex with her boyfriend, who was taking substances that contained Letrozole and GW1516. - Jezebel.com, 2020

Is it with CBD? I think it’s with CBD.

Start from kindness versus charity about it, though, if you’re bringing in toiletries that have been opened or used. I worked the front desk and donation area at a shelter for a few years and something that happened a lot was that people would bring in bags full of hotel shampoos, most of them half-or-more gone, and…

Shortly after my ex and I moved in together, I started finishing her leftovers (because she doesn’t believe in eating leftover food, which confuses me on a very real moral fiber level), so when I came home from work I’d instinctively check the stovetop or fridge for something I could pick at. One night I found a bowl…

My dog, who I’ve seen eat a latex glove, just woke up from a dead sleep and left the room.

“Al Franken and Garrison Keillor, two eternally-linked halves of the same hideous wizard who split himself down the middle...”

I think the real unsung hero here is whoever dug up that feature image.

I did not, and I can’t decide if I’m upset or delighted.

Can’t wait for the Jon Bois novelization.

Are you...Iggy Pop?

I think that’s actually the dictionary definition of Goop.

Meanwhile, directly below this article.

Oh, that means grande, not green.