Well, in my head, I was picturing this strange carousel of kitchen, table, irate customer, back to kitchen, back to table, irate customer......

Hi! I'm actually the server who submitted this story, the one you called a "fucking idiot" (thanks for that). Here's the thing - I described the dish to these women explicitly and they were nodding along and seemed to know what I was talking about. I'm not going to insult my customers intelligence by making sure they…

What the fuck washing powder are you using that blood comes out that easily?

And some people bleed more than others, pretty sure i'd have to wash the sheets and the mattress protector, and possibly the mattress.

Why not just skip the middle step and do it in the shower. Self cleaniiing.

Yeah, I think it's a pretty big stretch to call these folks "fans".

Like every actor, she might not be for everybody. But I think she's really good at comedic acting. My favorites of hers are Wet, Hot American Summer, a small recurring role in Modern Family, she's friggin' perfect as an icy cable news anchor 30 Rock, Fred Claus. And she is great in her truly bizarre role in the Hunger…

She doesn't owe those fans shit. They booed her because she chose to not sign a bunch of stupid pieces of paper. I'd flip em off too. Who gives a fuck if it's on the red carpet, like that's some sort of rarefied place.

OK, yeah... Maybe it was a bit of a temper tantrum. However, if you follow her on Twitter, you see that she engages with/goofs off with/connects with her fans pretty much every day. She comes across as really enjoying that part of the job. Maybe she was just having a bad day?

If people are booing you, I wouldn't really consider them fans.

Says the fans booed because she didn't sign "enough." So she was interacting and they booed her when she moved on to the rest of her job.

My period is like when the elevators open in The Shining. You can't put the mattress in the washer.

*raises hand*

Sorry, ladies. I'm the one. I'm the one keeping blow job week alive. I love it. I'm all BJs, all the time. And I get diddled back, pull-string and all, so that pro quo is getting fully quided on my end, too.

So, my feces and urine aren't supposed to be bloody? I... I need to go.

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.

im still confused

Then it's not for you and that's OK. You might be missing out on some fun experiences because you have a hang-up, but there are worse things in life than going through it without getting into anal. Enjoy your stuff and don't worry about it. :)

Do you also not understand blow jobs or hand jobs?

Not everybody is turned on by the same things as you. *shrug*

Because it can be pleasurable? For both parties?

I've only had one girlfriend (out of 5 serious ones) who was really into it. It was awesome. I think the prep work that needs to be done, both by the fucker and the fuckee, can't be stressed enough. In my experience, it was never a spur of the moment thing like when a porn star just says, "I want you to fuck my ass,"…

The anus is loaded with sensitive nerve endings that can feel quite nice when you allow yourself to get past the "that feeling is coming from my butt!" distractions.