Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Yes.

Plagiarizing myself from GT, because this story makes me so happy:

Read his letter again, Now come back and fucking apologize for calling his wife “an un-supportive nag”. i mean what the fuck bro? Way to blame the woman for a failed manbaby who rages.

You should be disgusted. There are a lot of gross people in the world.

I was in a restaurant yesterday, just wanted to relax and look at my email, had ordered and was chilling out at a table that I had chosen that was admittedly away from the rest of the crowd - and a woman walked to the back of the restaurant and decided to use the table smack next to me to change her kid’s diaper. No…

THANK YOU. As a biracial woman, I am tired of people saying my parents love was invalid. That it was just serving colonialism or serving to oppress black women. If women of color really do not hold men to be the locus of their lives, then do Kumaili and Aziz really need to represent brown women on screen for them? Let…

Personally I’m tired of people attacking interracial relationships. I hated when Jill Scott did it several years ago and I hate it now. Because underneath the rant about interracial relationships is the hatred of biracial people. We get it, you don’t think we should exist.

I really miss XOvain and millihelen. I love watching YouTube videos on all things make up and beauty. However this blog post did not excite me and in any which way. Just a random posting of opinions on new and old products with no rhyme or reason. No particular angle nor were there any really good pictures of the…

Same. And also, like, y’all never tried any butt stuff..? Are we just pretending like that’s not a thing? And OF COURSE he can see your butthole during sex. And not just while doing it doggy style.

Honest question, am I alone in thinking that Will.i.am is one of the most unlikable wankers on the planet and is probably everyone’s least favourite member of anything he’s a part of?

Wow you’re super reasonable and not unhinged at all.

Seriously. EVERYONE needs to look at how they demonstrate how to be adults. I love it. I am constantly amazed at how much venom my parents can come up with against each other if you say the other person’s name. I just want to scream, “Holy Crap, Mom! You’ve been divorced FOR ALMOST 40 YEARS! LET IT GO! YOU’RE BOTH…

WHAT IF LADY HEATHERLEE TAKES YOUR SUNAME AND PASSES IT ON TO HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN? PROBLEM SOLVED FOR EVERYONE.