Also, if Trump does not have a case of backpfeifengesicht*, I don’t know who does.

HOW? HOW can you sleep through that noise? I have woken up to the sounds of cats vomiting at the opposite ends of ranch style houses.

I think mine would save me just because CO poisoning is too fast and painless a death for me.

I had a crush on Dan Conner in middle school and high school but I never told any of my friends because I thought they would make fun of me. Screw those snobby little bitches...I have fantastic taste.

yes duh

Well he’s God so I think everything meant what he wanted it to mean.

AGREED. He doesn’t get nearly enough appreciation for the fantastic work he does on a daily basis.

(So, hey, this is only slightly related but I’m saying it because I can’t recall seeing a post directly by you that I can say this in: You are consistantly my favorite part of the Gizmodo media group. Keep up the fantastic work!)

Poland is such a lovely country. Especially in the summer. I travel to Warsaw and Krakow a decent amount for business. Wonderful country, great food and friendly people with a real sense of humor. Very self-deprecating and aware.

Proud Polish girl here. Yes, we used it a lot. Additionally, it was used as background/profile picture on Facebook by half of my friends. I had it for months. I think it’s because Polish goverment tried to make women nothing else than walking uteruses, and the uterus responsed in a simple, yet meaningful way. It’s…

Aw, well that’s super nice of you!

Let’s be honest here. The women of Jezebel were much better at posting on Deadspin than the men of Deadspin were at posting in Jezebel.

Most of the women in my life don’t have the luxury of being able to take off work. My mom and sister have both said they will participate by not spending money anywhere tomorrow. I plan on doing the same. I have class tomorrow night that is taught by a woman, and 9 of the 11 students are women. I am bringing coffee…

It’s possible at about $300 a tube and a makeup artist.

That’s why I don’t walk red carpets.

That’s why I don’t eat quinoa before walking red carpets.

Unlikely that “cool down music” would be so loud that a screaming woman could not be heard for several minutes. If it was; everyone in that room would be deaf by the time they emerged from it.

Also, maybe I’m reading the article incorrectly, but didn’t she actually do the stuff she is saying she would never do?

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I have everything you see in the photo and can attest to the high quality of each piece. My only gripe is the slow heat up time of kettle on the stove, but that will be remedied once I get the EKG kettle. The dripper is easy to use and provides a consistent cup without months of training and technique.

I have everything you see in the photo and can attest to the high quality of each piece. My only gripe is the slow…