“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

I had no idea she was that Ross. I am a fool!

I deal in fantasy. This is NOT fantasy.  

This can’t be actual footage from the show, there’s no clips of them eating takeout salad

True story: I wore multiple dragon-fly shaped pins in my hair at once. I may have been wearing foam platform sandles at the time. Forgive me!

I almost threw my laptop across the office and clenched. NO THANK YOU.

That’s enough internet for today.

i did feel really bad about it

I don’t see how knowing their holes will help women’s boyfriends to aim better.

Could be worse:

just RAPID FIRE IN AND OUT V V V V V V A V V - ..wha what babe why are you crying

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

You’ll just have to trust me on this. Had I not done that, he would have had multiple serious responses to his comments. Because I did, we are instead discussing trolls, and not wasting our time substantively responding to him.

For instance that Petty Smalls dude who’s posting stupid pictures in response to a lot of comments.

In this situation I responded to him because it was early in the comment thread and he had already responded to multiple people. So even if I had ignored his own response to me, I felt public education was necessary. Believe me, I have years of dealing with him. If I didn’t ungrey him, someone else was going to. So I…

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

Aren’t you the guy who said there was no way these people would be charged?

When you say “I am genuinely asking” and then insult the people you are asking, you are not genuinely asking.

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

So...you weren’t asking a question. You were looking to have your opinion validated.