aw i want to hug 7 year old you :(

She’s so delightfully weird, I love it.

Ms. McKinnon makes me question many, many things about myself...

i do...

Everyone at their table:

I agree that it could’ve been a lot better, but the fact that they featured a GBBO skit on SNL delighted me — its success is a sign that we can handle more civility in our competitive reality TV. Then I remember that the show as we know and love it is no more. Sniff.

me irl.

I wish somebody didn’t have to post this comment, but 2016 has been a strange year. Thank you for taking the bullet on this one.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

In one of their recent background patches, they made it so you cannot even play as a passenger. If the app sees you going over 25mph nothing spawns and the “sightings” comes up blank. I used to be able to hit pokestops while riding as a passenger, sometimes a pokemon if they happened to spawn and if I caught them on…

The username is “KillWhiteyMcWhiteface.” Even if every one of her/his comments didn’t read like trolling, the name should be a dead giveaway.

Sorry, I prefer my world leaders to have knowledge of world geography.

Ahh yes, the great American call of “Fuck you, you don’t live here.”; uttered while never once realizing that you share the continent with 150 million other people who will be affected by your decisions.

no. i need them.

As a Canadian, watching your quadrennial shit show from North of the border, and thus getting some of our news unfettered by America media, I can tell you unequivocally that Gary Johnson is a moron. He couldn’t find the rest of the world with a GPS-enabled globe, he has no clue how government works (spare the “it…

i own 3 copies of this movie. don’t ask questions.

No I’m just insufferable

Johnny Cash once sat at the table next to mine at the Bottom Line on night. He had the courtesy to not pester me the entire evening. I remember giving him a grateful nod as I left.