Eh, if it was a choice between hours of dialysis every week and a monster’s kidney, I’d go with the kidney.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

AND BUGS

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

I’ve done A LOT of drugs in Maine, and I honestly got them all from white folk.

Oh god, I hate this man so much. I left Maine because of the shit economy this racist piece of shit did nothing to fix, but I go back every summer and love it. I have friends and family there and they all deserve better than this piece of shit. Well except for my mother who is trying to talk me into voting for trump…

You severely underestimate the amount of opiate suppositories I go through on a weekly basis, Bobby.

Option #3 please. (His name is Michiel Huisman, BTW)

Liam. Run away with Liam, Rayna!

3 options:

Big deal. I can remember when the deadspin comments were full of “I like the smell of my own farts.”

I feel bad for his teammates, Bryson, Dillon, and Brody. I mean, they seem so insignificant in these stories. So much so that I just made up all three of those names and you didn’t even notice.

I don’t think it’s just sexism, because quite a few were (as far as they claim, but I believe them) women who were feminists. I’m sure there are feminist women who dislike Jezebel, that’s valid, I just don’t get the more intense hatred.

I think you meant 4-chan.

I’m sure reddit can find some space for them.

Hmmm. Interesting.