a colleague of mine is going through his FOURTH divorce. another one has 5 kids by 3 wives, and he’s not even 45 yet. the national head of our department is on his third, and doesn’t really hide his proclivity of hanging out with prostitutes.

Oh. I thought your bad opinions were just rooted in ignorance, but it's actually worse.

You are by far the stupidest person I have read today. These other people are trying to help you. You should let them.

I don’t like golf. I find it boring. You are the first person to bring up his skin color here, my brother. That is on you my friend. I actually caught flack from my black friends for not being a Tiger fan. As if I HAD to be a fan because he was a black athlete in a white sport.

Are you intentionally being stupid? I hope so.

You support tiger because he’s black and that gets you Internet points.

Whatever you say, Dingus.

For somebody who has “played high major college golf” (What the fuck does this even mean? What is high major college golf?) and “play competitively still” you sure don’t grab the concept of golf. You don’t play against other golfers you doofus, you play against the course. Rory doesn’t affect Tigers game one iota.

I’m not a fan of Tiger, having said that, this comment is completely insane. Arguably his peak on the tour was around 2000, which is 7 years before Rory turned pro. This is like saying Kobe dominated Jordan when he played with the Wizards.

Calm down.

“Oh, you were SERIOUS about that virgin til marriage thing?

tfw you serially date uber religious dudes and then are like wtf bone me please and they are like dude what part of this did you not get and you’re like tru

This is the problem with feminism. We all assume we’re all on the same team. I don’t want to be lumped in with the sex-negative sort, like you.

Because consensual BDSM play has nothing to do with actual rape. Many sex-positive feminists engage in BDSM without it conflicting or cancelling out their feminist politics.

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

I fucking love this movie and I don't care who knows it. Liam Neeson and his adorable step son are EVERYTHING.

I only watched this movie once, and barely made it through.

I remember you, Erin Ryan, when you were just a wee little sproglet with a funny upside-down avatar and a way with words that no other Jezebel commenter could match. I remember you. I watched you grow and grow, and felt so much tender pride in your talent and shit-talking that you’d think they were my own fucking…

If nobody’s alarm went off, maybe we’re all still sleeping and this is just a bad dream. Or just “our” bad dream, and your opportunity of a lifetime? Best of luck. Read you on the other side.

Erin i hope you make good friends at your next office and they don’t make you feel like you are part of the group but then all go get to coffee in the afternoon without you and make you feel like ‘ok i guess you guys all hate me maybe i should just get a new job’